Fluffy Boys: Kralsei Fanfic

CHAPTER 44

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as promised I will be posting every week

KRIS POV

"Aight. Here we are."
"Susie...is it just me or is this place familiar?" Noelle shivers.
"...it's just snow."
"I know, but-"
"HOLY SHIT A BIG ASS STICK"

PLAYER stares at the big ass stick and cuts it in half.
"Wha-What was that for? YOU DARE CUT THE BIG ASS STICK"
"...can I have some of the big ass stick"
"Oh...HELL YEAH SURE"
*You got the slightly smaller ass stick.

"Well, least you ain't using your scythe anymore. Dunno why you even have that."
"h u m a n."
"Hi grocery guy."

"Uhh...who are you?"
"I'm Kris? You don't remember the timelines?"
"Nah, kiddo. They're just lines."
"Eh, whatever."

*Sans checks you. (I mean checks you like the act, not like the checking o- JUST WHAT THE HELL)

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"Yeah, kid, uh, if you keep going down this route, you're gonna have a-"
"Bad time, yeah, yeah, I get it."
"Listen here ya little shit, I BEFRIENDED YOUR MOM LAST NIGH-"
TAKE TWO

"Oh, uh, you guys should probably hide behind those 4 conveniently shaped lamps."
"CONVENIENTLY SHAPED WHAT?"
"Hi papyrus."
"THERE'S A HUMAN SOMEWHERE, ISN'T THERE BROTHER?"
"I mean, yeah, but-"
"OK TIME TO THROW A BUNCH OF PUZZLES AT THEM! NYEHEHEHE"
"Uhh...okay." Ralsei is a bit bewildered.

"Oh, look, it's Snow-"
PLAYER slashes with the slightly smaller ass stick. Snowdrake took 198 damage.
YOU WON! You got 36 EXP and 17 GOLD...your LOVE increased.
"...you didn't just kill Snowy, did you?" Noelle asks.
"...Nah. That was just some other Snowdrake." Susie comforts Noelle.
"...That was Snowy."
"Wasn't Snowy, like, a bird species or someth-"

"THAT WAS SNOWY AND YOU KNOW IT!"
"Noelle, I'm sure that wasn't one of Kris's classmate-" Ralsei starts.
"Snowy is the only Snowdrake that's blue, not including his mother!"
"Noelle, I-"
She slowly walks away.

*Noelle left the Not-So-Fun anymore Gang.
"Shit, uh, sorry, toothpaste boys, I gotta go."
*Susie left the Not-So-Fun anymore Gang.
"Kris...I think I'm going to go with them...is that okay?"
"Sure, Ralsei."
*Ralsei left the Not-So-Fun anymore Gang.

*Now it's just me.
Now I don't need to share the LOVE.

*jerry noises*
"OH THANK GOD FINALLY"
Writer: ...not gonna lie, they did us a favor.
Starts murdering dogs
"nevermind."

"What do you call a Snowdrake that wears sunglasses?" A Chilldrake poses.
"Dead."
"Haha, good on-" *gets impaled*
"Look at that, you've been impaled!"

I finally catch up with everybody.
Ralsei and Susie are trying to talk to Noelle while CHeesburger Papyrus argues with Snas.
"YOU WERE NAPPING ALL NIGHT!"
"i think that's called sleeping."
"EXCUSES, EXCUSES!"
!

"OH-HO! THE HUMAN ARRIVES!"
"(I want to fucking kill you.)"
"IN ORDER TO STOP YOU...MY BROTHER AND I HAVE CREATED SOME PUZZLES! I THINK YOU WILL FIND THIS ONE...QUITE SHOCKING! nYEhHEH! FOR YOU SEE, THIS IS THE INVISIBLE...ELECTRICITY MAZE! WHEN YOU TOUCH THE WALLS OF THIS MAZE, THIS ORB WILL ADMINISTER A HEARTY ZAP! SOUND LIKE FUN???"
"Not really, idiot."
"BECAUSE! THE AMOUNT OF FUN YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE, IS ER, QUITE SMALL."
"Wow, no shit, sherlock."
"OK, YOU CAN GO NOW."
"Wait, aren't you holding the-"
=)

I continuously step on the snow.
"OH MY *bzzt* GOD, MY *bzzt* LONG 6 INCH BONE!"
"ppppppppPpppppPPPPPHAHAHA"

"Look, can you get the fuck out of here?"
"OKAY, JEEZ, PURPLE GIRL. GOODBYE!"

"Noelle, can you please talk to m-" Susie tries to talk to Noelle.
"Kris, what the hell? You killed our classmate."
"They tried to kill me first!"
"No excuse, Kris!"

"Uh, actually Noelle, there's something I-" Susie starts.
"Susie, I love you, but not right now."
"That's not Kris."
"...huh?"

"(Dumbass named PLAYER's controlling them.)"
"...so how do we stop it?"
"(I think we should just try to get rid of their weapons.)"

*Susie takes the slightly-smaller ass stick from you. *Well, that's fine.
*Susie tries to take PLAYER's scythe.
"Kris, let it go."
"It's mine-"
"Stop resisting, you're going to hurt more people!"
PLAYER flips the scythe and slashes Susie's eye.
"God damnit...what...what the fuck was that for?"
"...Kris, you need to calm down." Ralsei's eyes are filled with fear and concern.

*MAGIC
*FireShock: 16 TP

Ralsei used FireShock! The scythe melts in your hands.

"R-ralsei, Noelle, can you-"
"Oh, sorry!"
X-heal (Ralsei, Noelle, Susie)
The fun gang heals Susie. HP fully restored. Her eye is back to normal again. *God damnit.
"Kris, uh, how about we try resolving things in a different way, okay?"

"Fine. Let's go to Snowdin Town."
*Well, if it isn't smiley trashbag and his brother!
This year's gonna be a great Krismas...
Okay that one went to far.

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TANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR 2K VIEWS ON MY FIRST FANFIC I L.O.V.E. YOU

Okay player you ain't getting my keyboard this time
But writerrrrrrrrrrr pleaseeeeee
You're already going to die after you kill chara-i mean sans
Wait, I GET TO KILL CHARA?!!!! HELL YEAH!
And, uh, you also kill the fun gang.
SJIOFJDSOSJFIO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And Kris throws a knife at you.
YAYYYYYY wait NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And, uh, I have a new antagonist for my deltarune and undertale stories, so uhhh
LISTEN HERE YA LITTLE SHI-