KRIS POV
Chara nudges me.
"(...you banged that?)"
"(Got banged.)"
"Dayamn. Goats? New weird."
"What about you, all those alternate universes about you fucking my broth-"
"Never mind Frisky let's get out of here and stab Asgore"
"Wait, we're gonna stab my dad?" I ask.
"...nah, don't worry, he'll respawn."
"Oh. Okay!"
"Just a second, I need to finish watering my flowers-"
"Toriel left you for the grocery store guy."
"NOOOOOOO EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
SO MANY 9'S NOOOOOOO"
fLowey grabs his soul.
"YOU IDIOT!"
"Your parents left you as you slowly corrupt yourself into power you never needed to give yourself a meaning, when you know deep down that your life has no true meaning."
"NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MORE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
SO MANY 9'S NOOOOOO"
"Uhh...did you just essay him to death?" Susie asks as Flowey runs away.
"Well, uh, that's one way to do it! And nobody died, right?" Ralsei asks.
"=)"
"Nobody died, right?"
"...I'm dead on the inside just like all of them-"
TAKE TWO
"So, uh, being in this giant void is boring...what do I do now?"
"Let's just say...DETERMINATION TIME"
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*REWIND*
So, uh, can you deliver this letter to doctor alyphys?"
"Why not just...ask the mailman to deliver it for you?"
"Huh? Why don't I do it myself?"
"That's not what I sai-"
"HOTLAND SUCKS!!!"
Susie looks at Noelle.
"True dat."
"So are we really going to have to do errand boy-I mean gir- I mean [Hyperlink Blocked]"
"YEP! PRETTY MUCH!"
"Oh, and if you read the letter, I'll kill you!"
Welp.
TRA LA LA!
"Boat man thingy who kinda looks like ralsei with his double cloak take us to hotland"
"TRA MA LA- I MEAN TRA KA L- oh screw it LOBBITY DOBBITY" hehe
"Well, uh, how are we going to signal Alyp-" Susie starts.
"ANIME" I scream.
"I HEARD ANIME WHO HAS SUMMONED ME"
"Here's a letter from Undyne."
"Oh. Oh my god. Did you write this?"
"I literally just said it's from Undy-"
"Let's go to the garbage dump that's my favorite spot"
;0_0
"To...do what?"
"Uhh...aw shit undyne HIDE"
"So, uh, if you deliver that letter i might stab you in the throat."
"Too late by the way Alyphys's over there-"
"NGAHHH oh hi-"
"Just kiss already-HOLY HECK NEVERMIND HOW DO THEY RIP CLOTHES OFF IN APPROXIMATELY 2.67 SECONDS"
"HELLO! I'M HERE FOR NO REASON!" Papyrus pops out of the dumpster-wait Alyphys was in there and never realized he was there?
"GOODBYE!"
"Well, uh, you guys are a little weird, but okay. Also, Flowey, get this on camera, let's post this on CornHub."
"Aw shit and also WHAT THE HELL"
"Well, uh, that was a turn of events," Ralsei says.
"So what do we do now?"
"Go to Alyphys's lab--house--hex dungeon."
"Um, okay."
HELLO? ANYONE HOM-what is this, a note?
"What does it say?"
"I dunno. Blah blah blah, monster testing, blah blah blah, took the souls of the innocent..."
"Now go to the elevator."
"Okay..."
WARNING! ALTITUDE DROPPING FASTER THAN YOUR [Hole or Pole?] WHEN DESS HIT YOU WITH A TENNIS RACKET
"Damn that's pretty fast"
SCREAM FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT
"Guys, I just fixed the elevator." Ralsei's soul is shining onto the power grid.
OH. WELL, UH, FOR PLOT PURPOSES, NO-
Writer: let them do what they want
*tps them back to asgore*
"You've arrived."
3 2 1 FIGHT
"STAY BACK EVIL CREATURE! HADUKEN"
Toriel yeets a fireball at him. WAIT WHY IS MOM IN THE UNDERGROUN-
"Well, since you're trying to kill my child I'm leaving for sans!"
"Wait what the-why'd she choose you?"
"Lemme tell you why. You-"
Nyeh he he o --
Me
*sans grabs a bone that's 20 feet*
NYEH HEHE o ---------------------------------------------------
Papyrus does not understand
"Can we stop comparing eachothers di-"
"Oh, uh, Papyrus, how did you call everyone?"
"BY BEING AN ABSOLUTE MORO-"
"YOU IDIOT! NOW I'M GONNA GO ALL PSYCHADELIC ON YOU!"
"Flowey, stop tal-HOLY SHEETS OF PAPER HOW DID YOU TURN INTO MY BROTHRE WEILDING GIANT LASERS"
"Okay, so Kris, you're gonna have to save all your friends-" Frisk starts
"Puns."
"YEAH HEH HEH"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Pie."
"YES PIE MY CHILD PIE"
"Anime."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?"
"Well, uh, this isn't going as expected. Uh, eat my demonic laser-"
"Chara's right there-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Asriel turns back into a goat kid.
"Sniff...You probably hate me..."
"...Yes."
"WAIT wHA THAT'S NOT WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN THE PLO-"
TAKE TWO
"You're Asriel...so you've been trapped underground for 4 YEARS?"
"Uh, wrong Asriel..." Chara nudges me. Oh yeah. Reality shifters.
"No, I don't hate you after you committed mass murder, took the souls of the underground, tried to kill 3 children and make us stuck in a timeloop."
"Oh...ok!"
"Welp, it's time to destroy the barrier!"
*throws a grenade from back pocket*
*barrier gets destroyed*
"well, goodbye, Chara-"
"Chara's right there-"
"What...is your name?"
"Kris."
"Well, goodbye, Kris!"
"Bye, Azzy."
Time to return home.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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