Fluffy Boys: Kralsei Fanfic

CHAPTER 25

KRIS POV
Aight, why'd spamton drag me down here?
"Here you go, unusual stone statue."
Nothing. No matter what I tried, nothing happened.
"Well this was a waste of time. I'm outta he-"
OH NO YOU DON'T
HOLY [Cungadero] DO I FEEL GOOD...

"What...what do you want?"
HERE I AM! KRIS! BIG BIG, [[BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER]]
HA HA HA...THIS POWER IS
FREEDOM. I WON'T HAVE TO BE JUST A PUPPET ANY MORE!!!! OR...so...I...thought. WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS?! WHY AM I NOT [Big] ENOUGH?! It's still DARK, so DARK! KRIS. KRIS. KRIS. KRIS. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU. I NEED YOU.
"Get the hell away from me."
STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO H E A V E N. I JUST NEED THAT LITTLE, [[SOUL]]
Y O U HAVE
*You decide to accept your fate.
*Susie used RUDE BUSTER!

"Kris! The hell was that weirdo?!"
"Kris, we were worried about you, so..."
A loud crash comes from behind.
"KRIS! YOU HAVE [Friends]? WHY DON'T I TELL YOU ABOUT OUR [3 for One Specil!]
TODAY, THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN TAKE A LITTLE [Ride around Town...]
I'm flipped into the roller coaster track
ATTENTION CUSTOMERS! CLEAN UP ON AISLE 3! SOMEBODY LEFT THEIR SOULS, Lyeing Around...ARE YOU WATCHING, HEAVEN? IT'S TIME TO MAKE A VERY [Specil] DEAL... EAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

"Kris, who the fuck is this?"
"I don't have time. Just snap their wires!"
+7 MERCY
KRIS, ISN'T THIS [Body] JUST [Heaven]LY? 3x THE [Fire] POWER,  2x THE [Water] POWER, AND BEST OF ALL, FLYING [Heads]!
pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
UHH, [Sure Thing], [Ya Little Shit].

pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
STOP [Shooting] AT ME OR MY [Wires] WILL [Brake]!

it's time for
A BIG SHOT

NO WAIT HOLD ON WE CAN [Talk] ABOUT THIS WHOLE [Mess On the Floor? Try Swiffer Sweepers!]

"...So we're not going to talk about that? That was god damn weird. Wires, strings...what the hell was that?"
"..."
"I don't think it meant anything, Susie. If just felt like a corrupted program. He's our ally, so let's accept it.
"Kris? Are you okay? You've got goosebumps."
"..."

Vessel?
"...yes?"
"Why...why aren't you controlling me?"
"Well...don't tell dad this, but..."
"What?"
"I don't want to kill you. I really don't but...PLAYER's forcing me. Making me turn this world into an apocalyptic wasteland. But you...I never wanted to hurt you. But PLAYER...they come at the end of every CHAPTER in your adventure. And...they make me create another fountain. They're the Roaring, and I'm the knight."
"..."
"KRIS! ANSWER ME, YOU GOD DAMN FREAK! YOU'RE SPACING OUT AGAI-"
"Susie! Don't yell at Kris, you know this happens sometimes!"
"...no. I never will be. Not until they die."
"Who is...they?"
"There there, everything's alright. Don't think about what happened too hard, ok? Just take some deep breaths and think about something you like. Something nice...something soft. I'll be right next to you until you feel better, Kris."
"Thanks, Ralsei..."
"Guess Ralsei's right, Kris. Whatever just happened, I guess...maybe it didn't mean anything. I dunno why you came here, but...let's just be glad you didn't get killed, heh. Just...tell us next time you're gonna do something stupid like this, ok?"
"Okay."
"...I'll bake you a cake. Whatever flavor you want."
"...better idea. I bring a cake from my world and see what kinda drugs it turns into."
"Haha, nice!"
"Welp, we can't keep burghley wa-"
"BERDLY."
"Sure, fluffy boy, Berdly waiting. But it was okay if he died. He wasn't much of, er, an asset anyway."
"Hey, Kris, that's offending! And...factual..."
"Overpowered, Asriel."
"What did you call me?"
"Oh-uh, never mind."

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Don't know why people think it's weird
YOU GUYS DON'T THINK FRASRIEL OR CHASRIEL IS WEIRD
SO WHY IS KRALSEI WEIRD
Well ackshulallee, Ralsei is the Dark World version of Asrie-
Completely different people.
1. I made fluffy boy get unalived
2. if ralsei is asriel then why are they there
3. all the dark world things are just random parts of light world covered in dark magic, therefore Ralsei may either be an object or simply be a person but NOT ASRIEL BECAUSE THEY ARE DEAD

Spoilers: they're not dead and neither is dess :D

Oh and cropped silver
yeah i'm not doing 4 chapters in one day its 8:05 PM
goodbye