Fluffy Boys: Kralsei Fanfic

CHAPTER 12

Let's go 12 chapters in 15 days! I've never written this much and I just copy paste it for my English assignments
My English teacher's cool :D

KRIS POV

"This should take us to the fountain...it'll take a long time, so get comfy, everyone!"
"Hey, Ralsei?"
"Yes, Susie?"
"When we get to the king...do you think we'll have to fight him?"
"Susie!"
"I mean, I could easily smash him-"
Me: "PPPPPPPPPPPPPPHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" That was my actual first reaction when I read this dialogue first time playing Deltarune
TAKE TWO IS SPONSERED BY BAD REPETITIVE JOKES

"You guys, are all, like, grovelling on by like losers. And uh, I thought...maybe...I could do that too?"
"Susie, you want to try ACTing with us?"
"Yeah! We found another loser to grovel with!"
"We'd be happy if you ACTed with us! We'll be there to help you! You don't have to be out by yourself."
"Sure, alright...hey. Ralsei."
"Susie?"
"Are you still planning on, uh, baking that, uh, cake?"
"Well, will you stop making fun of me?"
"...if I HAVE TO, I guess."
"Then I'll bake you as many as you like, alright?"
"Yeah, like you can make that many, dude."
"(Kris! She finally will stop making fun of me!)
"(Good for you! She usually doesn't do this to anyone-wait a second...)
Noelle has antlers
Ralsei has horns
aw shit, here we go again
TAKE THREE IS SPONSERED BY BAD SHIPS

"Well, this is our stop!"
"Hey, Kris. Wait a second."
"..."
"Y'know, I'm starting to realize. It'll be easier for us to get out of here, if we all, uh, 'get along' a little more. So, next time we're fighting an enemy. If you tell me what to do...I'll listen to you."
"Aw, Susie, that's the first time you listened to someone that doesn't have a explosive weapon!"
"But don't make me do anything stupid!"
*...Susie joined the party for real.
SO IT'S TIME
FOR

A SECRET BOSS
"LIGHTNERS, WILL YOU LET YOURSELVES INSIDE?"
"Uh, actually, you're the one trapped inside a cell, not us."
"WHATEVER. I DON'T FUCKING CARE, JUST OPEN THE DOOR ALREADY SO I CAN KILL YOU."
"Oh. Sweet."
"LET'S PLAY A GAME!"
"Dungeons and Dragons?"
"NO, YOU'RE ALREADY IN A ROCKET POWERED GRENADE. SWIGGITY SWOODLE. YOUR HEALTH REACHES ZERO. YOU BECOME A NOODLE!"
"So it's a numbers game, huh? Well guess what! You're dealing with a couple of sharks."
"UEE HEE HEE! SHARK-TO-SHARK! I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY! NOW, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"
"Wait, Ralsei, Kris, how do I do this?"
"Remember your, er, torture mechanism?"
"You mean this?"
Susie pulls out a giant circular saw that somehow comedically fits in her back pocket.
"Yeah, that. Wave it around a little."
"wooooooooooooooooooooo wavey"
"OH NO! IT SEEMS. YOU HAVE TIRED ME UP! OH NO! NOW LET'S START GAMBLING!"
"Yeah, uh, I cast hypnosis with Ralsei."
"Oh. Well, roll for luck-"
"20"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WAIT. AHAHA! FOOLS! I STILL NEED 5% OF MY MERCY METER TO GET FILLED UP"
"I start doing ballet."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Snore*"

"Kris, do you mind to ask me what just happened?"
"Yeah, Kris. WHY THE HELL DO YOU KNOW BALLET?"
"I think it's okay. After all, they are a [Hyperlink Blocked] so I think it's cute." SPAMTON COMES IN AND STOPS THE [FaceReveal] OF [Kris]'S [WhatsInYourPants] So uh anyways
"Egh, it's still weird. And even weirder that you think it's 'cute'."
"Well, it's kinda-"
"Susie, stop arguing with the fluffy boy. Let's go seal the fountain!"

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