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#2 Out Of Context Stuff

Përshëndetje! :D

Soooo, TODAY I'M GONNA SHOW YOU MANY DIALOGUES THAT WILL WASTE YOUR TIME AND THAT ARE JUST PURE CHAOS! :D

Btw, a friend and I did it, so cringe alarm 😅

Okay, IT'S SHOWTIME >:D

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What the brief interactions between Michael and William looked like in Sister Location:

Michael Afton: Good morning, Dad.

William Afton: Oh, hey, son! Do you want to go to an unsafe and old pizzeria where I built animatronics to kill children and maybe save your sister Elizabeth who died due to my own creation? 😃

Michael: Uh, what-

William Afton: I think that's a YES!

Michael Afton: Wait, no!-

William Afton: GREAT, see you then in PIZZERIA SIMULATOR! :D

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Fredbear: Are you okay, Springbonnie-

Springbonnie: SHHH

Fredbear: 🤨

Springbonnie: 👁👁

Fredbear:...I knew it! We shouldn't have trusted the purple guy when he led us inside the BACKROOMS *weirdcore music starts playing*

Fredbear to random music: No, no! I didn't mean those backrooms, I meant how the purple guy-

*Matpat randomly breaks down door like FBI*

Matpat: I HAVE A THEORY. A GAME THEORY.

Springbonnie: Isn't that the guy who broke last Sunday in Fredbear's Family Diner to confirm the place where "the Bite of 83'" occured?-

Matpat: SHUT UP SUIT FROM WILLIAM AFTON USED TO KILL CHILDREN!

Springbonnie: *Existential crisis*...am I just a suit of a...a BRITISH guy... 😭 

Matpat: CORRECT! 😀 And with THIS CONNECTION, we can confirm that the biscuit bite of 23' occured, and it was none other THAN THE PURPLE GUYYYY. 

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Michael Afton: YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER ANYMORE!

William Afton: BECAUSE I'M THE PURPLE GUY.

Michael Afton: THAT'S NOT TRUE. YOU'RE DIFFERENT THAN THAT 😭

William Afton: YOU MEAN I'M MORE LIKE THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER OR WHAT??? STOP HEARING FNAF SONGS, THEY'RE CONFUSING YOU!

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Elizabeth: Hey, dad?

William Afton: Yes, my daughter?

Elizabeth: Where is mom? 

William Afton: She *SOB*...she went to get the milk...she...she didn't made it into the game...

Ballora hearing everything: THE FUC-

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How Sundrop and Moondrop are be like:

Sundrop: Definition of anxiety, dramatic as hell and with a Sans from Undertale be like smile.

Moondrop: Murderer, wearing literal pants that are pyjamas and has red eyes as if he's high.

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Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Entertainment! Here you get:

-A purple man who is literally a furry and murderer! It's called "expressing yourself."