Mariano: Dolores could slap me in the face and I would thank her.
Isabela: I would thank her too.
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Camilo: Mom, I refuse to go back to school after what my principal just said to me.
Pepa: What did he say?
Camilo: "You're expelled." Like how dare he?
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Mirabel: We are screwed.
Camilo: Hey, no. I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I wanna hear you more upbeat!
Mirabel [more upbeat]: We are screwed!
Camilo: There ya go.
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Abuela: I am lost of words
Mirabel (narrating): Despite being lost of words, she yelled at me for the next 30 minutes.
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Juleita: I'm busy
Bruno: Do you think drinking 36 cans of redbull consecutively would make my senses hightened or would I just die?
Juleita:...I'm on my way
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Dolores: Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and go find him. If he's anything like mine, the idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
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Camilo: What have I said about comparing Abuela to the devil?
Mirabel: That it's offensive to the devil.
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Mirabel: Is four followers alot?
Dolores: Depends
Isabela: On Instagram? No
Camilo: But in a dark alley? Yes
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Camilo: I don't know, this plan seems complicated.
Mirabel: You once said that about an orange.
Camilo: They don't make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes but oranges you don't.
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Mariano, entering Isabela's room: Camilo did it again.
Isabela: Peace disturbance?
Mariano: What no-
Isabela: Arson..?
Mariano: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Isabela: uh....Attempted murder?
Dolores: NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
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Mirabel: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.
Isabela: But you do know better.
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Pepa: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.
Mirabel: *Incoherent mumbling*
Pepa: Huh?
Antonio: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.
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Abuela: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team.
Mirabel: Sounds fake but ok.
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