"I really shouldn't be here," you mumble.
"Still worried about what Scott would think?" Theo whispers.
"Not just Scott," you tell him. You lay with him in his bed. "Are you sure your parents aren't coming home?"
"I'd hardly call them parents. If they do, I'll chop off all of their fingers and wrap them up for you as a present."
"Theo," you say seriously, but then giggle. "You're so evil."
"I'm a bad boy, [Y/N]," he says, kissing your cheek and jumping out of bed. "I've got bad boy urges."
"Must you sexualize everything?" You ask.
"It's in my nature," he says. "And what about you? Do you have to look so hot all time?"
"It's not anything I can help," you say.
"Anywhere you have to be today?" Theo pulls a shirt on over his head. "We could go to lunch."
"We could go to lunch if my pack weren't out to kill you," you say. "And I already have plans."
"With who?" He asks.
"Well normally on Saturdays Lydia and I hang out. But she's in Eichen House," you raise your eyebrows at him and he smiles evilly. "So I'm going to Malia's."
"Ah," he says. "Malia."
"What?" You scoff. "Don't tell me you're not over the whole coyote bond thing."
"With Malia? No, she's not interested."
"Are you saying you'd go out with her if she were interested?" You ask.
"No," Theo reaches around the sock drawer. "Having sex with you is way better. You're pretty good for a human."
"Ugh," you lay flat on the bed. "I hate dating a bad boy.
"Dating?" Theo questions.
"I hate doing it with an evil chimera that killed his sister, tried to kill me and all my friends, drove my best friend crazy and is currently raising a pack of insane resurrected failure chimeras."
"But you do it because you're attracted to me," Theo assumes.
"No, I do it because it's hard to be the superhero all the time and I just want to be a little bad every once in a while."
Theo looks at you.
"What?" You ask. "You're not allowed to judge me. You're evil."
"You keep saying that," he says. "It's because you don't know what side you're really on."
You look at him.
"Call Malia," he says. "Tell her you're not coming over. Today, I'm gonna teach you how good it feels to be bad."
