Sister Baggings

1.6.

I fell on top of all the other dwarfs, luckily. But was quickly grabbed by a hideous creature, a goblin, and was tossed to another one.
"Let go" I heard thorin say to one of the goblins.'
"Get off" I screamed when one grabbed me in the wrong place but was again pushed into the arms of another. It went on like this until we ended up infront of a giant goblin which was singing a terrible song.

"Catchy isn't it? It's one of my own compositions." It said while sitting on his throne
"It's not a song, it's an abomination!" Balin yelled 
"Abominations, mutations, deviations that all you're gonna find down here. Who would be so bold to come armed in my kingdom? SPIES? THEIVES? ASSASSINS?" It said as the goblins disarmed us
"Dwarves your Malivilence, and a small girl" the goblin that first grabbed me said "found them on the front porche" it added

"Well don't just stand there! Search them!" The 'king' said and the goblins started to search us, a few of the lot tried to search me but Fili and Kili pushed them away.
"What are you doing in these paths?" It added and Thorin was stepping up when Oin stepped up blocking him "don't worry lads, I'll handle this"

"No tricks, I want the truth, what and all" it added
"Your going to have to speak up, your boys flattened my trumpet" oin said
"I'll flatten more then your trumpet-"
"If it's more information you want, I'm the one you should speak to." Bofur interrupted "We were on the road,well it's not much of a road as a path, actually it's not even that to come to think of it, it's more like a track. Anyway point is we were on this road like a path like a track and then we weren't which is a problem because we were suppose to be in Dunland last Tuesday" Bofur finished

"Visiting distant relations" Dori added
"Visiting some brothers from my mothers side-" Bofur started again
"SHUT UP! If they will not talk, make them squak. Bring up the bone breaker. Start with the girl" a few goblins pulled me infront of the 'king' and got me on my knees when thorin spoke.

"Wait!"
"Well well well look who it is, Thorin son of Thrain, son of Thror, King under the Mountain. Oh but I'm forgetting you don't have a mountain. You are not a king, which makes you... Nobody really." It said in fake sympathy "I know someone who would pay a pretty price for your head. Just the head, nothing attached, perhaps you know of whom I speak, an old enemy of yours, The Pale Orc, that stride on a white warg"
"Azog was destroyed, he was slated in battle long ago"
"So you think he was defeated do you? Send word to the pale Orc, tell him I have found his prise" it said to a small goblin who was smaller than me

The 'king' started singing again while a few goblins bring out the 'bone breaker' while the others looked at our weapons when one goblin found Thorins sword
"I know that sword, it is the goblin clever, slash them!" It yelled and the goblins started whipping us, we'll they couldn't seen to hit the dwarves but since i was on the ground, I got hit a few times and felt the blood drip down my back, when the goblins realized they didn't hit the dwarves they tackled them. A goblin was about to stab me in the back when there was a blinding white light. and one thought passed in my mind,

Gandalf