Unknown number: hi
Me: are you drunk again?
Unknown number: no I'm very sober
Me: ok good what do you want ?
Unknown number: I want to apologise for last night
Me: apology accepted bye
Unknown number - wait! what's your name?
Me- I told you already I'm Oprah
Unknown number: no its not
Me: how do you know that ?
Unknown number: judging by the way you text
Me: and your point is Sherlock?
Unknown number: my point is your name isn't Oprah
Me- and you're not ed sheeran
Unknown number - OK then I'm not ed sheeran but my name is ed though
Me- nice to meet you ed I'm Iyona I changed your name BTW
Ed- wow that's a unique name and I changed yours too
Iyona- thank you *flips hair*
Ed- how old are you
Iyona- an age
Ed- you're very difficult
Iyona- tell me something I don't know
Ed- why won't you tell me your age?
Iyona- 1 you could be a pedophile 2. I don't know you
Ed- I can assure you i'm not a pedophile I'm 23
Iyona- I still don't know you
Ed- well let's get to know each other
Iyona- I don't want to get to know you I have better things to do
Ed- like?
Iyona- fan girl over ed sheeran
Ed- oh so you're a Sheerio ?
Iyona- yes and a proud one too
Iyona- gtg
Ed- bye
Sheerio tits✌✌
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The Drunk Text||Ed Sheeran
FanfictionUnknown number- do you know the muffin man? Me- everyone one knows the muffin man A story in which a girl gets a message from an unknown number but didn't know it was her favourite artist. Please note that this book is fictional ALL RIGHTS RESERVED...
