The Drunk Text||Ed Sheeran

15

Iyona: have you ever stood under the shower with an umbrella?

Ed: surprisingly yes I have

Iyona: things like these prove we aren't normal people

Ed: as I said before normal is boring

Iyona: sometimes I act normal to fit in

Ed: don't act like something you're not

Iyona: sometimes I have to because I don't people to know who i really am

Ed: if they cant accept you for who you are then they can go to hell

Iyona: that's why I only have one friend only she knows who I actually am 

Ed: I'm your friend too

Iyona: my alien friend actually :)

Ed: I feel loved

Iyona: you idiot you are

Ed: you love me ?

Iyona: as a friend yes

Ed: seriously the friend zone :(

Iyona: yes because I have a husband and I'm not cheating on him

Ed: I could be your side chick?

Iyona: no that's unfaithful

Ed: :(((

Iyona: :)))

Ed: I have a question

Iyona: go ahead

Ed: why do you hate your mom

Iyona: she put me in a bad place and instead of helping to get out  she pushed me further

Ed: what happened?

Iyona: let's say she was one of those moms who wanted their daughter to be so perfect so she can brag about it to her friends

Ed: so what exactly did she want you to be perfect at?

Iyona: I was in the pageant and I had to be skinny enough to fit perfectly in things I wore

Iyona: She controlled what I eat, how much I eat and I had to work out a lot

Ed: wow wasn't she suppose tell you you're perfect and beautiful they way you are?

Iyona: she wasn't that kind of mom

Iyona: I remember one time she caught me eating ice- cream the same day I had a dress fitting and when I tried the dress on she called me fat I cried for days

Ed: didn't she notice she was pressuring you?

Iyona: no she was blind to it all thinking she was doing what was best for me

Ed: I shouldn't have asked this is all so emotional, don't ever think you're fat eat all you want if you get fat so be it at least  you enjoyed your self in the process

Iyona: it okay I don't mind talking about it therapy helped me to talk about it, and you quoted Ed I think I'm making you a Sheerio ;)

Ed: lol  yeah I think I'm becoming one

Iyona: *whispers* you're one of us

Ed: lol you know you're really funny

Iyona: *flips hair* I know

Iyona: jk I'm not funny trust me

Ed: to me you are

Iyona: *blushes* stop being so nice

Ed: I'm just stating the truth

Iyona: if you say so

Ed: i have to go now

Iyona: okie bye x

Ed: bye love x

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