The Drunk Text||Ed Sheeran

7

Iyona: I'm free *does happy dance*

Ed: yaayy now we can stay up late and talk about boys

Iyona: yes and we can talk shit about those stupid girls in our class

Ed: have you seen Becky's new boyfriend like omg she's such a whore *girly tone*

Iyona: yeah omg and Tiffany her so called best friend is a whore too

Ed: she's such a bitch

Iyona: omg i hate her

Ed: we need help

Iyona: no we're perfectly fine

Ed: lol that was really funny

Iyona: ikr

Ed: yeah so wyd

Iyona: in the car going home with my girlfriend

Ed: you're gay?

Iyona: yep got a problem with that?

Ed: nope its just kinda weird

Iyona: how ?

Ed: because i bet all you ever do is talk about ed in dirty ways

Iyona: true but that doesn't mean i cant be gay

Iyona: I'm just kidding I'm not gay

Ed: 😑

Iyona: lol

Ed: what would you do if i was gay?

Iyona: honey I'd fuck you if you're gay 😏😏😏

Ed: well damn 😏😏

Iyona: when i get home I'm taking a bath in holy water

Ed: can i join? i need holy water too

Iyona: no go get your own

Ed: 😞😞

Iyona: don't look at me with those eyes

Ed: then what should i look at you with?

Iyona: stop trying to be smart

Ed: lol 😝

Iyona: i hate you

Ed: no you don't

Iyona: 😡😡😡😡

Ed: i gtg bye

Iyona: peace mah brotha

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