The Drunk Text||Ed Sheeran

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Ed: hey guess what I found out?

Iyona: that you can't make jokes?

Ed: I can make jokes

Iyona: yeah right anywhore what did you find out?

Ed: that on your birthday Ed is having a concert

Iyona: I already know that

Ed: so are you going?

Iyona: no

Ed: why not :(

Iyona: because I'm broke asf

Ed: oh poop I'll buy you tickets

Iyona: nope I will not accept it

Ed: why are you so difficult?

Iyona: lol idk

Ed:*sighs* anywhore wyd

Iyona: listening to music

Ed: which song?

Iyona: no faith in Brooklyn by Hoodie Allen ft jhameel

Ed: never heard of it

Iyona: that's your homework to listen to it

Ed: OK I'll do it later

Iyona: okie wyd my bitch

Ed: I thought i was your alien friend

Iyona: you can be my bitch too

Ed: can I be your husband too? ;)

Iyona: that spot is taken by Ed sheeran

Ed: I should've known that

Iyona: I got that summer time

Ed: summer time sadness

Iyona: I swear that song gets me hype

Ed: same same :)

Iyona: well this conversation isn't going anywhere

Ed: so Bye I guess?

Iyona: bye x

Ed: bye x

Q: apple or android?

A: android

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