The Drunk Text||Ed Sheeran

Epilogue

Ed: so a thing happened today..

Iyona: did you burn your flat down?

Ed: no..

Iyona: then what?

Ed: Graham tired to cook himself

Iyona: what the actual fudge

Iyona: HOW?!

Ed: I just left the pot on the stove for a few seconds while it was heating up and I turned around and there he is in the pot

Iyona: is he hurt?

Ed: no I don't think so I checked him he looks fine

Iyona: omg you're a bad parent

Ed: I'm not speaking of parent how are the kittens?

Iyona: great they got there shots at the vet earlier today they're healthy and well

Ed: aww one day I will get one

Iyona: over my dead body

Ed: that could be arranged

Iyona: asshole

Ed: but I'm your asshole;)

Iyona: cocky much?

Ed: I love you too Iyona

Iyona: of course you do

Ed: aren't you going to say it back?

Iyona: it back ;)

Ed: that's not what I meant

Iyona: don't get your panties in a twist

Iyona: I love you too

Ed: ik ;)

Iyona: smh I coming over

Ed: okay see you soon

And that is the end of The drunk Text guys. I couldn't really think of a better ending. I want to say a big thank you to all those who stuck around until the end of this book it really means a lot thanks for 2.2k reads, 200+ votes and 200+ comments.

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