The Drunk Text||Ed Sheeran

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Ed: hey Iyona

Iyona: call me sheerio tits

Ed: ummm are you high?

Iyona: nope I'm perfectly fine

Ed: lol OK then

Ed: hi Sheerio tits

Iyona: sup mah brotha

Ed: can i ask you a question?

Iyona: you just did

Ed: 😑😑😑

Iyona: hehe I'm just playing whats the question?

Ed: when's your birthday?

Iyona: why do you want to know ?

Ed: because I want to know

Iyona: you have to tell me yours first

Ed: but i asked you first

Iyona: i asked you second

Ed: *face palm*

Iyona: June 27

Ed: that's 2 weeks from now

Iyona: eh who cares

Ed: aren't you happy?

Iyona: no

Ed: why 😞

Iyona: its just like any other day just reminding us that we're getting closer to death

Ed: wow that's sad

Iyona: just like my life 

Ed: nooo don't say that

Iyona: its true

Ed: no let's be happy unicorns 😊

Iyona: OK then

Ed: good do you want me to tell you a joke?

Iyona: sure

Ed: why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Iyona: because he felt crummy

Ed: no you're suppose to say "why?"

Iyona: *sighs* why?

Ed: because he felt crummy

Iyona: wow that was so NOT funny

Ed: OK then heres another one

Ed: why did the peanut go to the police?

Iyona: because he was a salted

Ed: i give up

Iyona: admit it you're not funny

Ed: i am you just know the answers

Iyona: yeah right 

Iyona: I'm going to bed

Ed: OK goodnight x

Iyona: night x

Sheerio tits✌✌