The Drunk Text||Ed Sheeran

6

Ed: have you ever laughed so hard your tummy hurts?

Iyona: yeah,  why?

Ed: I feel like my tummy is going to burst open if I don't stop

Iyona: care to share the joke?

Ed: so my friend asked me what do you call a fake noodle?

Iyona:  and what's the answer?

Ed: an impasta

Iyona: :/

Ed: don't you get it?

Iyona: yes I get it but it's not that funny

Ed: yes it is

Iyona: that joke is so lame 

Ed: OK then change of subject wyd?

Iyona: deciding

Ed: on what?

Iyona: which colour to dye my hair

Ed: oooo that sounds interesting

Iyona: eh I guess so it's something normal for me

Ed: how often do you dye your hair?

Iyona: every two weeks

Ed: wow that's a lot of hair dye then are you rebelling?

Iyona: no I just think of it as being different

Ed: that's nice. I have a very important question

Iyona: what is it?

Ed: why do you like Ed sheeran so much?

Iyona: because he's the main reason I'm alive today

Ed: what do you mean main reason you're alive?

Iyona: I don't want to go into details but he has helped me in so many ways I can't explain

Ed: oh I see what do you like about him?

Iyona: that's a very hard question

Ed: give me the best answer you can

Iyona: well with Ed there's no drama with him like most famous people and he doesn't care about what people have to say about him wish I had his strength

Ed: what do you mean strength that he has?

Iyona: as I said before I don't want to go into details  why all these questions?

Ed: nothing I just wanted to know why you love him so much

Iyona: oh OK I gtg bye

Ed: byeeeeee

Well it looks like Iyona has some secrets. Its short I know I'll try to write longer chapters.

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