The Drunk Text||Ed Sheeran

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Iyona: ED!!!!!

Ed: what is it!??

Iyona: my cat won't love me

Ed: you have a cat ??

Iyona: yeah her name is TT which means ta tas and tits

Ed: that's a really sexual name

Iyona: i was thinking of ed's nipples 

Ed: i shall pray for you tonight

Iyona: please do but back to my cat not loving me

Ed: what about it ?

Iyona: she's preggers and really grumpy

Ed: awww she's going to be a mom make sure to send me one of the kittens

Iyona: ill send it in the mail

Ed: thanks

Iyona: what should i do about her not loving me ?

Ed: give her some space

Iyona: OK then

Ed: anyway what you doing?

Iyona: eating pizza with my bean

Ed: bean???

Iyona: my best friend i call her bean

Ed: why

Iyona: idk i think its cute

Ed: #friendshipgoals

Iyona: ikr she's basically the only one who calls me Sheerio tits

Ed: lol wait where's my share of pizza?

Iyona: *gives you pizza*

Ed: thanks love x

Iyona: no prob see I'm kind

Ed: just this once

Iyona: :(((((

Ed: :))))))

Iyona: ackwarddddddd

Ed: what are we?

Iyona: alien buddies

Ed: you called me your buddy *wipes tear* i feel honoured

Iyona: silly billy

Ed: you're nice today

Iyona: I'm nice all the time

Ed: lies

Iyona: i don't tell lies when I'm eating pizza

Ed: you just did...twice

Iyona: oh be quite 

Ed: see?

Iyona: whatever Sheerio tits has to go peace mah brotha

Ed: bye x

Sheerio tits✌✌