The Drunk Text||Ed Sheeran

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A/n:I really like this song

Iyona: hi

Ed: it's 2:26am why are you awake?

Iyona: I can't sleep

Ed: why not?

Iyona: idk it's like I close my eyes but my brain is still awake

Ed: you have too much on your mind do you want to talk about?

Iyona: I don't even know what to talk about

Ed: the first thing that pops up

Iyona: my mother :/

Ed: what about her?

Iyona: I hate her

Ed: that's not what I was expecting

Iyona: she's coming to England

Ed: isn't that good?

Iyona: no it's very bad

Ed: why so?

Iyona: she's going to try and control me

Ed: oh why don't you just talk to her

Iyona: she's very stubborn and difficult

Ed: that explains it

Iyona: what?

Ed: you're stubborn and difficult too

Iyona: no I'm not

Ed: that's what they all say

Iyona: stupid

Ed: talk dirty to me ;)

Iyona: I can make you cum like a waterfall ;)

Ed: 👅👅👅💦💦

Iyona: where the hell is this conversation going?

Ed: I have no idea

Iyona: eww there's yogurt in the fridge

Ed: yogurt is life

Iyona: no it's not it taste disgusting

Ed: you're a salad

Iyona: salads are boring I'm not boring

Ed: that's true then you're a pizza

Iyona: eat me ;)

Ed: lol we're so crazy

Iyona: all the best people are crazy

Ed: facts

Iyona: I should go to sleep now

Ed: OK good night dream about Ed's nipples ;) x

Iyona: I will night x

Q: where are you from?

A: I'm from Jamaica

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