Donald Trump Meets Wattpad [Wattys2016]

Day Three

Donald Trump's POV

           I sat in my room listening to Black Veil Brides and thinking about the perfection that is Andy Biersack (like always.) How was he so hot? How was he so much danker than me? I would kill to be as fabulous as Andy Sixx Biersack Black. He had freaking three last names!! So cool! 

            "D'Trump we won Virginia!" Jared burst into my room and screamed excitedly. 

               "GO AWAY I'M TRYING TO THINK ABOUT ANDY BIERSACK'S FACE!!!" I screamed and Jared quickly ran away, scared that I would kill him just like the last dank toupee I owned. He too interrupted me too much when I was listening to Black Veil Brides. I would sell my small loan of a million dollars AND Jared  to touch Andy. 

                   After I listened to every Black Veil Brides song ever, I logged into my wattpad account. "HOLY MOTHER OF ANDY JARAD COME SEE THIS!!!" Jared quickly ran into the room and I shoved my computer screen in his face. "I GOT FOURTEEN FOLLOWERS ON MY FIRST DAY WHOO LETS THROW A PARTY!" 

                  "Well it really isn't a big deal-" 

                     "NO JARED IT'S THE BIGGEST DEAL PLUS I WANT AN EXCUSE TO GET DRUNK OFF MY ASS JUST THROW A FUCKING PARTY FOR ME!!" I interrupted him. "Andy Biersack would be so proud!!!" I squealed from the dankness. 

                   "That's it after I get drunk I'm going to write a totally hilarious book about me meeting wattpad.... wait.." 

                    "SHHH DONALD TRUMP STOP YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL OR THE MEXICANS WILL COME ACROSS THE BORDER!!" Jared screamed in fear. 

But too late, they already crossed and Jared cried all night long. 

Donald Trump just laughed, he was too drunk to care.