Donald Trump Meets Wattpad [Wattys2016]

Day Eighteen

Trump's POV
I listened to this fucking dank remix about myself wearing my foken beats m8!!! After words I had to watch my favourite ICarly episode after that one bit and I peed myself from happiness. I also updated my readers THAT I WAS PULLING A FALL OUT BOY AND I was taking a break after CHAPTER NIGHTEEN to focus on those foken dankless FINALS and to also work on the SUPA TRAGIC AND SAD CHAPTA AND TO actually make one chapter DECENT. And I MOST LIKELY (don't quote my Trumpness on that) WONT UPDATE THAT TRAGEDY (but I thought I only wrote SINS NOT THAT on Andy Biersack's face) UNTIL THE END OF MAY unless I find TIME or it finishes EARLY.
I heard Pepe talking to herself in her room about how Jared hadn't killed me yet and I decided I didn't want to hear about that right now, I just wanted to prep for the tests and only focus on that. However, BAM WOWZA CRACK SHAZAM OH NOS DAN HOWELL YELLED AN EXISTENTAL CRISIS WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE HALP
Kind of phase so I just cried in my room with foken One Twenty Divers or something in the background.
There was no way I was going to pass that test anyway.