Donald Trump's POV
Get your bootyhole ready for the last six chapters of the foken dank book. We got foken stolen lemonade from Pepe's grandmother and a fabulous hot tub. We also got Pantato (my favourite pancake mixed with a potato) who is the true Dank Lord. Nobody can beat Pantato's skillz.
Her skillz are OVER 9000. She's better than me, THE PERSON WITH THE FABULOUS TOUPEE.
She has an account called pantatoisgay2. Foken 11/10. True art.
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Donald Trump Meets Wattpad [Wattys2016]
HumorDonald Trump creates a wattpad account just in time for the wattys 2016, he decides he wants to win the wattys.... AND MAKE WATTPAD GREAT AGAIN. (With his small loan of a million dollars of course) highest known ranking: #140 in Humor