Donald Trump Meets Wattpad [Wattys2016]

Day Twenty

Donald Trump's POV
First off, listen to the tragic music when I tell you to. ALSO TRIGGER WARNING, I won't tell you what this chapter triggers since it would spoil the ending, but don't read if you're sensitive to BARKitive topics.
I spent hours and hours writing a super tragic day twenty where Jared our favourite toupee dies, but uh.. something happened to it.
I couldn't carry it in my pockets, because I had too many dogs. And when I tried to drop the dog...
(Cue music)
IT ABSORBED THE DEPRESSING CHAPTER I SPENT HOURS ON
THAN IT RAN OFF
So I guess I can spare Jared's life. Pepe got so angry at the annoying dog she stormed off and was never to be seen again. I heard on the news later that day she robbed a bank to try to bribe the annoying dog, but got caught and thrown in Meme Jail.
So no revenge I guess GJFKDFHREIDOSFRFJKDS I WORKED SO HARD.
I'm going to go craft now and eat Dog Salad (made from the Dog Residue left behind by the annoying dog) and just work on the last ten chapters.
What a tragic day.