Donald Trump Meets Wattpad [Wattys2016]

Day Twenty Five

Donald Trump's POV
I spent the day listening to Black Veil Brides and trying to come up with the last five chapters of some book. It wasn't easy, especially since Jared kept pestering me to write more chapters.
I couldn't. I didn't have the money for that. I wasted all of my small loan for Pepe's ambulance and medical bills. Each chapter costed 100 each, and I only had 550 bucks.
Jared actually went and set up a gofundme. He wanted to raise a million dollars so I could write more. Nobody donated though. Pantato soon came in carrying a basket of muffins. She handed one to me,it was a blueberry one with rainbow sprinkles on top. She took a bite for herself.
"What are these?" I asked, she never said she was bringing muffins.
"Gay muffins." Pantato laughed.
"OH MY GO-" I screamed.
Jared laughed along as well and so did the mexicans when they crossed the border.