Jared sat at his job in the office frustrated. He never had any fun and all he got to do was work work work. He was bored, tired, and regretted something he didn't do.
Kill Trump.
He could still do it, he graduated college, he got a job, he did everything he said he'd miss out on if he killed him.
Sure, that would make him a cold murderer, it would be cruel, but honestly it would be crueler if he kept the pig alive.
There was only one problem, he had no idea where he was. He went off the grid a few years ago and never recontracted him.
But then his phone went off, a story update for Donald Trump Meets Wattpad.
He could find him now.
Crash.
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Donald Trump Meets Wattpad [Wattys2016]
HumorDonald Trump creates a wattpad account just in time for the wattys 2016, he decides he wants to win the wattys.... AND MAKE WATTPAD GREAT AGAIN. (With his small loan of a million dollars of course) highest known ranking: #140 in Humor