Donald Trump Meets Wattpad [Wattys2016]

Day Twenty Three

Jared's POV
I was no longer with the crayon, he had cheated on me with a marker. I didn't really care really though. Trump started treating me better, he payed me after every tax. He set up a room for me in his apartment so I didn't have to sleep in the fridge again. I was appreciated by all his fans.
He's still an ass.
Pantato came everyday, made sure he was doing fine. I caught them cuddling once.
Pantato has an account on wattpad too. "Pantatoisgay2"
Which reminds me, EmoDonaldTrump is a girl in dank disguise. She's bi. Pantato and EmoDonaldTrump are totally gay for each other. Sweet.
I'm confused how this works since this book is about Trump on wattpad when it's not really Trump or even a dude but whatever. Don't question the logic it will hurt your brain and the mexicans would cross the border again.