Donald Trump's POV
Wattpad has been annoying me recently AND I JUST HAD TO MAKE A CHAPTER FOR IT IYFULJGTFGV<HFDTFGVHBGLTGHBMN. So whenever I seen my book on my screen to make sure it updated properly but I only seen the oldest thing from my REVISION HISTORY and it wasn't even complete so I wondered if everyone else seen the same thing. I had to log on to my super secret main account that only Jared and Pantato knows and check if it actually published the right thing!
If I ever had the chance I would kill the wattpad app, seriously.
I decided to look at my wattpad profile and screamed. Jared came rushing in. He looked worried. Pantato woke up from her nap pissed.
"I REACHED 100 FOLLOWERS WHAT THE FUCK" I screeched into the neighbor's ears bleed. I started to eat Trump merchandise from excitement. Jared and Pantato joined in.
The cops had to come because we were making too much noise for their bootyhole.
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Donald Trump Meets Wattpad [Wattys2016]
HumorDonald Trump creates a wattpad account just in time for the wattys 2016, he decides he wants to win the wattys.... AND MAKE WATTPAD GREAT AGAIN. (With his small loan of a million dollars of course) highest known ranking: #140 in Humor
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