Donald Trump Meets Wattpad [Wattys2016]

Day Five

Donald Trump's POV
I was too hungover to go to my Trump Rally yesterday, much less worry about wattpad, so I decided I wouldn't write. I woke up in the morning to the smell of cinnamon toast sticks from Burger King. ™ Jared bought them and chocolate milk for me when I was asleep and they were absolutely delicious! Well, for Burger King™ anyway, people of my kind don't buy things at common 3rd class business.
Jared also decided to troll my precious readers yesterday because of this stupid thing called "April Fools" come on people, its not original anymore, everybody knows its a lie, if you want to troll them,troll them everyday of the year! I troll all my unintelligent Trump Supporters all the time! Anyways, he made a "Day Four Update" and yelled "YOU'RE FIRED" an old Trump TV reference. I was almost sick.
"WAIT YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL AGAIN GOD DAMN IT TRUMP WHAT DID I TELL YOU WE JUST HAD THE MEXICANS REBUILD IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT" Jared yelled from the other room. "THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE READERS FUCK YOU"
Oops.