Donald Trump Meets Wattpad [Wattys2016]

Day Twenty Seven

Jared's POV
I decided to throw a surprise party for Trump for reaching that milestone. It will be held in Trump Plaza. I'm inviting all of the "friends" he has. I'm also making him a cake with his face on it. It tastes like dry rotten carrots and it's hideous but I know he'll love it.
Today also marks six years since I had to live with Trump. He bought me from the foken Toupee store in the back of a shady dark strip club. He was bald then. I learned a lot about the asshole.
Pantato came over to help. She thought it would be great to play Trump Remixes. She also thought it would be good to share our memories with him and his book. It's a good idea to comment them down below.
His party will be in two days,we don't have much time to plan it. But it will be enough. Tomorrow Pantato has to keep him busy and away from the Trump Towers. I wonder how she's going to do that.
We're definitely going to need a lot of alcohol.