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Donald Trump Meets Wattpad [Wattys2016]

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Donald Trump creates a wattpad account just in time for the wattys 2016, he decides he wants to win the wattys.... AND MAKE WATTPAD GREAT AGAIN. (With his small loan of a million dollars of course) highest known ranking: #140 in Humor

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Day Seven

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Pepe's POV 

                          
          I sat near my huge ass indoor pool drinking the freshest coldest DANKest lemonade made from the dankest lemons picked by my foken dank grandmother. She made the dankest lemonade in the whole county, everyone cried when they couldn't take a sip of her dank lemonade. People lined outside down the streets to purchase it, those thirsty bastards.
             I logged onto my wattpad account when I noticed a username was recommended to me, EmoDonaldTrump. "Wait is that..." I muttered under my breathe, there's no way it's my old best friend D'Trump.  Sure enough, it was and I was shocked he created a wattpad account.
           That's when I seen the slogan under his fabulous username: Make Wattpad great Again. "HOLY SHIET1!1!1!" I yelled. "THAT IDEA IS DANK, BOLD, AND MORE DANK" 
             I called up Donald Trump right away to get into this idea. He sure knew what he was talking about!!!
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