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Donald Trump Meets Wattpad [Wattys2016]

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Donald Trump creates a wattpad account just in time for the wattys 2016, he decides he wants to win the wattys.... AND MAKE WATTPAD GREAT AGAIN. (With his small loan of a million dollars of course) highest known ranking: #140 in Humor

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Day Eight

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Donald Trump's POV
       I was not pleased when I got a phone call late at night from Pepe, my old best friend.  He didn't mean to call me so late, he forgot that he was all the way out in the mothafoken UK and our timezones were different. He was too excited about my "Make Wattpad Great Again" slogan he even spilled his dank lemonade all over his pants to hastingly grab the phone. HIS LEMONADE!!! Pepe loves his dank lemonade!
        Pepe is now trying to catch the fastest flight  to America to join my Wattys2016 campaign and he's giving me another small loan of a million dollars! What an idiot. He actually believes I'll make wattpad great again. But I love the money.
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