You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Skittles.
Stranger: Hello there kind sir, Could i interest you in a Car tire perhaps? or would you rather a toaster? I also have a fine collection of radioactive alarm clocks if that would be in your fancy?
You: O_o
You: uhh.....
Stranger: Well, don't reject my offer just yet because THERE'S MORE, ILL THROW IN A FREE TOOTH BRUSH WITH ANY PURCHASE MADE, OR YOU COULD JUST TAKE MY CAT IF YOU WANT EITHER ONES GOOD.
You: DAFUQ???
Stranger: ILL GIVE YOU 2 CATS WITH ANY PURCHASE INSTEAD
You: HELP ME
Stranger: Because, if one animal which all it does is bites you're nipples off and shits all over the floor then you must have 2.
You: ?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!???? SOMEONE FUDGING HELP ME
You: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE
You: HELP HELP
You: I'M IN A SALES REPRESENTATION!!!!
Stranger: BUY.
You: NO
Stranger: BUY NOW AND ILL THROW IN MY MEXICAN UNCLE HE WILL CUT YOUR GRASS AMIGO.
You: EITHER GO AWAY OR START TALKING ABOUT SKITTLES
Stranger: taste the rainbow, then buy my products
You: weirdo
You: i don't want your stuff!
Stranger: ill throw in a bag of skittles for an extra 12.99 fee,
Stranger: not includes shipping and handling.
Stranger: CALM DOWN
You: I'M NOT A CUSTOMER
You: I WANT MY CAKE
You: NOOOOO
Stranger: I DONT WANT MY STUFF EITHER THATS WHY YOU GOT TO BUY ITTTT
You: THE CAKE IS A LIE
You: go sell it on eBay
Stranger: Yeah like i actually have things to sell :')
You: TROLL ALERT
You: goddamnit
You: my sister isn't here to help me slay you
Stranger: punk'd*
Stranger: well sir, you just got ounk'd
Stranger: Oh because im soo scared of your "sister"
You: THIS IS GOING ON WATTPAD
Stranger: I would feel more threatened if you would have said you'd beat me up yourself
Stranger: okay i read that shit
You: THATS IT *gets out red katar*
YOU ARE READING
youtube comment chain... with one person?
RandomHI do you like chocolate I like chocolate it's yummy so what's up this is my book of random stuff that I update whenever I have a random thought ignore the title I just haven't been bothered to change it since I posted the first part and HI AGAIN! ^...
