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*"Ian:)" added you to "Paul's sexy arse"*

Unknown

Who is this new arrival?

Me

Um, hi it's Natalie. Why is this chat called "Paul's sexy arse"

Unknown

Oh hey Natalie! That would be because....

 1. I have a sexy arse

And....

 2. I am the undefeated champion of the group name war!

Me

Great logic.

I'm guessing you're Paul then?

Paul

The one and only.

Me

Ok, you and Ian are the only ones in this chat that I have a name for so far...!

Ian :)

Come on guys! Say your names!

Me

Yes, please do.

Unknown

I'm Candice. Nice to meet you x

Unknown

Kat, you should remember me from the other night :) x

Unknown

My name is Joseph, and I am undoubtedly the best human in this group chat.

Unknown

That's debatable. Phoebe btw. x

Joseph

Tonkin, that was rood!

Unknown

Sorry, Klaussy-boy. I'm with Phoebe.

Me

Hey guys! Nice to meet you all x

I also agree with Phoebe and "Unknown" because clearly I am the best human in this chat.

Unknown

Oh! I forgot to introduce myself! Nina. x

Ian :)

Shattap Nat, I am the best

Joseph

No, it's me, like I said before. God you guys, you're so mean to me :'(

Phoebe

Kk haha

Unknown

Don't worry Joseph, I think you are the best.

Hi Natalie I am Daniel Gillies. 

Me

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