Summary:
Thursday afternoon
Notes:
Nasty Master-Sirius-Dhampir
Fleabag/Wolfie-Remus
Screeches-Molly
Missing Cheese Dumbledore
Trashy-Ginny
Master Vampy-Harry
Master Smells-Snape
Master Blondie-Lucius
Darkness-Dark Lord
Grampy Vampy-Rosely
Dead Guys-Radu and Vlad
Cat-Minerva
Gobby-Filius
Meddy witchy-Poppy
Idiot Place (or Idiot anything)-Ministry or Minister
Red hair menace (also Moron Twin)-Ron Weasley
Stupid One (also Moron Twin)-Hermione
Quill Lover-Umbridge
Fruit Loop-Moody
Can't Decide-Tonks
Quiet No Speak-Bode the Unspeakable
Starry-Aurora
Brownies-Aurors-They wear brown trench coatsChapter Text
Everyone was reading and waiting for news when Kreacher popped in. "Master Vampy, Master Smells, Master Blondie, Darkness, Grampy Vamp, Dead Guys, Cat, Gobby, Meddy Witchy, Starry. It a mess at Idiot Place, some fruit cakes tried to rescue Missing Cheese and Quiet No Speak, but it didn't work. A group of morons comes into the cell area, and they were surprised to find that no dead guys had left, and they couldn't rescue their friends. Brownies arrested them." Kreacher looked around the room. He liked this group of people, he knew his Mistress would have liked them as she been alive. They were working on getting rid of Missing Cheese, the person she believed stole her son away from her.
"How many Kreacher?" The Dark Lord asked. He was glad they made everyone aware of this possibility. He looked at his son, he was glad the boy was on their side, and not Missing Cheese. He would have had lost badly if his son had listened to the old fool.
"Thirty or more. Brownies and dead guys catch the ones who attacked too. They set off explosion in the Mystery room. No one was hurt, but the idiot who set it off." Kreacher explained. "Dead guys and Brownies were all in place."
"Thank you Kreacher, anything else?" The Dark Lord asked. He wondered how they got to the Department of Mysteries but that would be another issue for them to discuss later. He knew his son was already wondering about it, by the look on his face.
"No, still watching Missing Cheese, he tried to pass some notes off." Kreacher dumped a small pile of parchment on the table. "He wanted his friends to protest in wizard judgement, but they no get the messages. Dobby stopped them." Kreacher gave them a grin, he really liked doing this work, he and the other house elves felt they were actually doing to help all magical creatures.
"They wanted to protest in Wizengamot?" Snape asked as Potter pulled him closer, and turned his head to look at Potter, wondering why his arm was tight around his waist. "Potter?" He asked quietly.
"Later." Potter answered. Snape noticed Lucius was wondering what was going on.
"Yes, Master Smells, they not bright." Kreacher answered.
"That is very true." Lucius stated. "I wonder what he hoped to accomplish by that?" He could see the Dark Lord and Potter were clearly thinking about some things, he wasn't sure what, but knew they would find out soon. He had seen Potter pull Snape closer and tighten his arm around Snape's waist. He felt when Potter put other hand on his leg. He looked at Potter, he moved a bit closer. The hand stayed on his leg.
"Delay tactic? He might have known about an escape plan, so if there was a protest in Wizengamot, it would have delayed his trial and given them more time to escape." Minerva wondered. "Missing Cheese and Bode had been planning this for decades, and while they hadn't been caught until now, they still might have had alternate plans."
"They might have had one already set up." Filius added. "The way they have been working, it really wouldn't be a surprise if they did."
"True, it sounds like they did." The Dark Lord answered. "Kreacher, keep an eye on all of them, using any elves you need." He needed to find out what else was going on. Why a protest in Wizengamot? It wouldn't accomplish anything, but a slight delay if that.

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