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A/N - *sighs* Man, this book has been on here for about three years! Can you believe that?! I... I just can't. This is mindblowing!
Anyways, Happy Holidays, enjoy the season and this early Christmas Chapter, and for you Star Wars fans, hope Rogue One was an amazing movie! Also, no spoilers pls.
Anyways, let's get on with this chapter! *rings Christmas bells and begins to type*

321. Sing the "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer" song around Magnus Chase. Don't stop singing.

322. Dress up a store mannequin as Santa Claus. Always place it near someone's sleeping area. (e.g. In a Camp-Half Blood cabin, in a Hogwarts dorm, in a Hotel Valhalla room, etc.) also, bonus points if you manage to scare the shiz out of someone.

323. Sing the 'Jingle Bells, Batman smells' song around every DC Comics character you meet.

324. Serve eggnog to any fictional character who tends to get silly whenever they're drunk.

325. (For you MCSM fans) Give Ivor a Santa hat and costume, and some white hair dye.

326. Give Dobby an elf hat and some green-and-red socks. (A/N: I'm so sorry for this, HP fans.)

327. Replace the clothes of any fictional character who likes to wear black with red, green, and white colored clothes.

328. Give Dumbledore a Santa Claus costume.

329. Basically, for character with the following; beards, chubby, white hair, etc: Just give them Santa Claus costumes.

330. Keep playing happy, jolly Christmas carols around every fictional character who's always dead serious.

331. Sing the "Santa Claus is coming to Town" song around any easily scared or extremely paranoid fictional character in a really creepy way. Emphasize the "he sees you when you're sleeping part".

332. Give Kylo Ren a bag full of coal. Say that it complements his clothes and plus, he's been really naughty. Run for your life.

333. Keep making conspiracy theories about Santa Claus being related to the Illuminati. (Hehe.)

334. Record a Christmas Carol. Play it near any character that gets annoyed easily. Make sure it loops and never ends.

335. Ask Frank Zhang to transform into a reindeer. Place Christmas lights on his head and make him run around Camp Half-Blood making reindeer noises.

336. Give any Death Eater a ribbon-wrapped gift box. With a live snake inside it.

337. Sneak up on Anakin, and throw snowballs made of white sand (sandballs?) at him. If necessary, run for your life.

338. (an old, favorite trick) Hang mistletoe over your OTP when they're talking to one another. Bonus points if you can get their friends to gather around them chanting "kiss, kiss, kiss,".

339. Sneak Peace Serum into fruitcake and serve it to any fictional character. Sit back and enjoy the funniness that will ensue.

340. Give Kylo Ren a present box full of repair bills for the Finalizer.

A/N - *sigh* All those fanfics to read, and all these books to write.

Man, 2016 was a bit of a lazy year, wasn't it.

I really forgot about my published books, didn't I?

Heck, tbh, I'm thinking about discontinuing my OmiGlob! book.

After all, 2016 is about to end. I need to have a fresh start.

Oh well then, I may never know.

QOTC: Do you miss the times when I'd update often?
AOTC: To be honest; yeah, I really do.

Random fact: I love books so much I don't know what to do with my life.

Anyways,

See y'all soon!

I'm out, Peace!

Xxx Place_of_Fangirls xxX

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