NOT A CHAPTER. BUT S CREEPY THING

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I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY WITH A BIG GREAT HUG, AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU, WONT YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO.

How we all see it nowadays...

I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, GET THE FECK AWAY FROM ME, WITH A CREEPY DINO HERE, AND A WEIRDO PERSON HERE, WE DONT LIKE YOU, BARNEY.

*applauds*

Thank you!
Thank you!

Random person: That was awful! Good job, author!

Me: Thank you random person! The hate is very much appreciated. Cause Barney is very creepy....

Barney: I'm going to watch you as you sleep tonight author...hehehe...you too readers......sleep tighttt~

Me: BISH WTF!!!!!

Readers: AGHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!
CREEPY DINOSAUR STALKING US!!! RUN!!!!!! SAVE YOURSELVES BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!! RUN AUTHOR, YOU ARE AWESOME

Me: Well thank you, but....




NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR COMPLIMENTS!! A CREEPY PURPLE DINOSAUR WHO LIKES HUGS AND KISSES IS GOING TO KILL US!!! GET YOUR BUTTS AWAY FROM YOUR ROOM!!


AGH!!!!!!!



Barney the dinosaur will never be the same....again....

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