The Good, The Bad, and The Winchesters

7

"I can't believe that you just left Raven and Ebony with Sam and Dean, that's not right. You're our dad, you're suppose to be there to raise them!" Ash says angrily at John. John Winchester doesn't reply, he just groans in complaint. "Say something, don't just make noises."

"Are you ever quiet?" John retorts.

"No, she's not, it's one of the things that I find annoying." Crowley says as he shows up. He then turns to Ash. "And didn't I tell you not to annoy your father?"

"I wasn't annoying him- I was torturing him, there's a difference."

"I'd say that you were annoying me." John says.

"No one asked you, John." Crowley sneers.

"Can I still torture Dean when he gets here?" Ash asks.

"Dean made a deal?" John asks with a groan.

"Why do you care? You were never there for anyone." Ash snaps. Crowley looks a bit amused by Ash's comment.

"Come along Darling." Crowley says. "We have a deal to do."

"Can I do it?" Ash asks.

"I don't see why not."

"Yas!"

-Meanwhile with Ellen-

Since Bobby had to help Sam and Dean again Ebony and Raven were hanging out with Ellen. When Sable shows up Ellen just looks up from what she's doing.

"Hi Sable... want some lunch?" Ellen asks.

"I'm always up for food." Sable replies with a smile. "And coffee."

"Aren't you a bit young for coffee?" Sable shrugs.

"Thought you were in trouble with Gabe, wings." Raven says walking into the room.

"I am, but I wanted help with something, that involves Gabe."

"Do I want to know what you're doing?"

"What's that?" Ash asks as she shows up under the demon trap. "Dammit."

"Son of a mother dick- not again, for fucks sake." Ebony states when she sees Ash under the trap again.

"What's with the language?" Ellen asks.

"Blame Dean and Bobby." Ellen rolls her eyes.

"Can I get a little help?" Ash asks.

"Nope, you can stay there."

"Why do you have to be so rude?" Sable asks.

"'Cause I was raised by Dean."

"So? Ash was raised by Crowley and she isn't a bag of dicks."

"That is true, but I am sassy as hell." Ash replies sassily.

"Hell's sassy?" Raven asks.

"What else do you expect it to be? Ash lives there." Sable says as she breaks the trap for a second time within a month. "Tempted to stop fixing this damn thing."

"If you did that though, it wouldn't work for others like Ash."

"What's wrong with that?"

"Sable, not all demons are like your sister." Ellen explains.

"Course not there's only one Ash."

"So what brings you two here?" Ellen asks, changing the subject.

"I need help getting even with Gabe." Sable explains.

"Crowley let's me hang out with these guys whenever Dean and Sam aren't around. Also, what's your plan Sable?" Ash says/asks.

"It involves every kind of M&M, Skittles, Warheads, Reese's Pieces, and Jelly Bellies. And a big container of sorts."

"You is evil, but I like it, I'll help."

"What'cha planning on doing with everything?" Raven asks.

"Put it all into one container."

"Are you sure that Sable's the angel?" Ellen asks.