Dirty Magcon preferences and imagines

Preference #1 - dirty pick up lines

Dirty pick up lines

Nash:
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Cam:
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

Carter:
"Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later."

Matt:
I'm an astronaut & my next mission is to explore uranus!

Shawn:
Hey baby can you please calm my monster down.

Jack G:
Nike took my motto: Just Do It.

Jack J:
I got the F-C-K. All I need is U.

Taylor:
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Aaron:
It won't be a late night.. you'll be in bed by 7 and home by 11.

Hayes:
Wanna play some football? We can both be skins...

Sam:
Shall we shag now or shag later?

Jacob:
I'm good at math U+I=69.