Mum VS. Dad

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   Mum: Go tell your father to get off the computer and come eat.

I go to my father's office.

Me: Sir, mother says to "get off the computer and come eat."

My father proceeds to get up, put his laptop on his chair, and sit on it.

Dad: I'm on the computer.

I just left. I didn't know what to do.

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