Diabolik Lovers x Reader Oneshots, Scenarios & Stuff

Pick-Up Lines

So I searched for some pick-up lines on Google and these is what I've found.. please bear with me with these.. erm.. lines.. *le gulp*
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Shu Sakamaki:
"I'll make you hit all the highest notes."

Reiji Sakamaki:
"We have good chemistry.. so let's do it on the table, periodically."

Ayato Sakamaki:
"I heard pancakes taste even better with oreo-sama's filling."

Laito Sakamaki:
"Bitch-chan, let's play a game - you sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up!"

Kanato Sakamaki:
"A fork isn't the only thing I wanna stab you with."

Subaru Sakamaki:
(I haven't saw any. :< gomen)

Ruki Mukami:
"Do you want to see the snake that tempted Eve?"

Kou Mukami:
"M Neko-chan, tonight you'll be the one performing for me~"

Yuma Mukami:
"Are you my farm cause I could plow you all night long."

Azusa Mukami:
"I've got... a knife and... a penis. One of them... is sure going... inside you tonight..."
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Azusa-kun got straight to the point.. ;^;