The Acrimony Anomaly [Naruto Fanfic]

Is a Sharingan a Vegetable?

When Tsubaki turned 4, she had ruled that the age was perfect to start training. It was also a plus that her father absolutely gave no shits about her.
I need to open all of my tenketsu points now. I bet those damn Senjus are laughing in their graves at me.
She could only huff and tie back her black hair. The onyx haired girl was sitting on a training ground and focusing on her chakra. It was quite large on the mind part, but physical was nowhere near what she wanted to be. Consulting a Taijutsu master was probably the best bet.
Now was the best part, trying to open the chakra points. On the first few days, she could only do 1 or not at all. After a week and a half, the Uchiha could open 10 a day, and it was still growing. Damn, why is it so hard? It was nowhere near this as a kid. In my own body, I probably did it in 1/3 the time. Damn, my female body.
When all the points were open, the next step was chakra control. I could do this like breathing. It took me a bit of time though.
Tsubaki hated to admit that kuniochi had impeccable chakra control compared to men and were more flexible. I still prefer my advantageous strength. You haven't won me over yet, stupid girl counterpart.
She also missed her gumbai and armor. She knew them both like the back of her hand yet there was no telling what her family would do if she came home totally Madara-like. I'll just casually slip into it. They won't notice then.
The raven haired girl had mastered tree walking in a day, but still felt overwhelmingly tired from it. I really need some help and fast.
Itachi was quite a busy prodigy and would be quite suspicious when if he saw her doing a upgraded version of Uchiha Taijutsu... So no. Her father disliked her. Sexist asshole. Sasuke was still too weak. Her mother wasn't ideal. So, I'm on my own here.
Practicing Katas from her clan wasn't a bad idea either. It would help the gender-confused Uchiha to get used to this body.
Katas were also easily memorized thanks to the so many years of experience. In a few tries, the 4 year old could get them into a solid, continuous motion. Hn. I need something more challenging. This isn't fun anymore.
The village had changed since the First Hokage has reigned, so he had yet to see firsthand how the times evolved. I'll run laps around the village. Train until I drop, just like old times.
And that's exactly what happened. She had dropped to the ground like a rock, falling asleep instantly on a training ground.
A worried Itachi found her and Mikoto gave her a scolding of a lifetime."You shouldn't be going out by yourself! I was so worried about you! What were you doing at the Training grounds?! And why so late?!"
When was the last time someone actually genuinely cared about me? I... Like having a mom.
"Hai, hai, Okaa-san."
She could only fume,"Don't "Hai, hai" me, young lady!"
Ita-nii sent a look of guilt at his younger sister. Good, you should feel that way. You put me through this. Since I have to go with someone, I'm forcing you."
"I'll take Ita-nii then," the youngest child smirked,"I was exploring the forest and decided to run around for a bit. He can join me."
     "It would be good for sibling bonding," Kaa-san muttered aloud,"Okay, Itachi, you will play with Tsubaki."
     She could only send him a knowing smirk. You'll feel the wrath of Madara Uchiha, Nii-san!
     After that, she was sent to bed. Her room was practically bare, not even an ounce of personality seeping into it. It was too plan, too boring, but perfect for Tsubaki. At least mother doesn't force me to wear kimonos. I'd retch before being forced into one.
     The next day, the female Madara made absolutely sure that her brother wasn't bailing. The onyx eyed girl stuck close to Itachi as they walked down to the training grounds.
     There was another male there too that was older than her Nii-san. He also was an Uchiha and had brightened up when he saw them.
     "Oy, Itachi! And I see that you have your Kawaii imouto with you!"
     Tsubaki gave him a Cheshire grin and greeted,"Konichiwa, Shisui-san!"
     Itachi looked thoroughly surprised. "How did you know his name?"
     She huffed back,"I'm not an idiot, Nii-san. He is your idol after all. It's not like I've never heard of Shunshin no Shisui."
     She turned her attention back toward Shisui,"My brother is a big sack of potatoes and doesn't hang out with me much, but you seem much cooler."
     Her brother took great offense to that. I'm... A sack of potatoes to her?
     Shisui chuckled at his friend's reaction. She doesn't really care about insulting him, does she.
     The jet black haired 4 year old then went closer, examining his eyes. "You have the eyes... Of someone that has firsthand seen death. Why don't we spar?"
     Ita-nii was confused. She had known that Shisui had seen horrors and then challenged him for a fight nonchalantly. Is there something wrong with my Imouto?
     Tsubaki was think of something entirely else. If this is a prodigy's idol, he must be worth fighting. I need to understand the level of power in the Uchiha Clan. "I haven't fought before, so can you take it easy on me, Shisui-san?"
     "No problem," he replied,"And Shisui is just fine."
     "Then I'll call you Shisui-nii."
     "How does it feel like to be replaced, Itachi?"
     "He is my Nii-san, but you're now my self-proclaimed Nii-san, Shisui-nii." And I'm never letting any of my brothers die again. Not ever. I'd be damned and let the Senjus prance on my fucking grave if that happened.
     They traveled deeper in and landed in a random training ground. "Let's start... Now."
     He got into the traditional stance while she was in her own Madara style one.
     Eyebrows were raised, and as they fought, she had used a watered down version to keep herself from suspicions.  Allowing hits with a wider stance and more openings to be available.
     However, she began to unconsciously deliver chakra to areas that were about to be hit and suddenly the fight had stopped. Wait, what? I was enjoying this, shaking these new bones instead of rattling old ones. Has he been overtaken by this sheer power of mine?
      "What's wrong?" Tsubaki asked scaredly.
     Her opponent sucked in his breath and muttered one word,"Sharingan."
Goddammit. I'm so used to having it on that I didn't even notice. Fuck me. I don't care anymore. You can use that fucking Senju to kill me. That idiot is probably snickering in his grave too. Damn Senju!
     Only one option left. "Is a Sharingan a vegetable?"