The Acrimony Anomaly [Naruto Fanfic]

And the Idiot of the Year Award Goes to...

     Groggily looking around, Tsubaki muttered aloud, "Where the fuck am I?"

     Then she noticed the lump near her that was wrapped with blankets: Shikamaru. That's right, I hid myself here... What a coward I have become.

     Still half-asleep, the Nara boy grumbled, "Just five more minutes..."

     Giggling to herself, she poked his cheek, becoming even more amused when he attempted to swat her hand away. "Maru-kun, ohayo~."

     His eyes opened, piercing into her onyx orbs. "Troublesome woman..."

     He then turned over, facing the side the Uchiha wasn't on. "Do you even understand that it's too early..."

     "Hun, I know my sleep cycle better than anyone. There's about two hours till school starts."

     He groaned aloud, "I have an hour and forty-five minutes to sleep then..."

     An idea popped into her head and a mischievous smile crossed her face. So, she casually laid on top of Shikamaru, smooshing him between the floor and herself. "There's a problem with you going back to sleep. Once I'm awake, there's no way in hell that I can fall asleep. Let's make a deal, I get off of you and you train with me. I'll even make breakfast."

     Silence.

     "You're not going to leave me alone until I say yes are you."

     Another pause of silence overcame the room. "... Maybe?"

     A long sigh erupted from the heir's mouth, "Alright, but don't make breakfast that is inedible, troublesome woman."

     "You would be surprised at the cooking skills I have acquired in this life." With that, she waltzed out of the room, the perfect food on her mind. Inarizushi and roe... The best food creation in the history of the world.

     The onyx eyed Uchiha licked her lips in anticipation, bustling over to the kitchen. Her hands grabbed various cooking materials and she searched the fridge for ingredients.

     Shikamaru entered the room, a yawn making way to his mouth. "What's on the menu, troublesome woman?"

     Tsubaki only winked at the boy, a glimmer of mirth in her eyes, "It's a surprise. Just sit down, new customer cause Chef Tsubaki is here!"

-----*****-----

     A new question had came into play in Tsubaki's mind. Am I... Gay?

    Maybe she was, maybe she wasn't. She honestly felt like a trap too... But technically was straight due to her new gender. 

     The two were walking to the Academy, the Uchiha female happily sporting the Nara outfit while he just sighed.

     "Shikamaru... Am I gay?"

     He paused, staring directly at her, "You mean... You were a male?"

     "I thought that was obvious."

     He pinched the bridge of his nose, "Keep that up and every boy will start questioning their sexuality... But the most logical answer would be that you are bi."

     "Huh... I never thought about that... And what do you mean that every boy will question their sexuality? Why would that matter to me?"

     A light shade of pink dusted his cheeks as he turned his head at her density and at his conflicting emotions. "... Why did I have to get caught up in that too?"