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I'm forty nine and my kids aren't talking with each other.

Apparently, Eliah kissed Eloise's boyfriend.

She's furious. He's just snickering gleefully saying his evil master plan to turn the whole world gay is coming to fruition.

My children are morons.

I'm kind of grateful though. That boyfriend was a tool. I'm glad Eloise broke up with him. I'm not so glad that the reason they broke up was because of my son though.  At least Eliah has the common sense to not try to start dating him. Now that would have made things awkward at home.

I think boys are going to be a problem with my kids. They both love them too much, and they both love the wrong ones.

They're going to get their little hearts hurt.

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