DBH Memefics (And more)

Androids React: To Detroit Become Human (HOSTAGE)

Ok! Let's see how androids react to themselves and each other. Gotta be fun right?

Menu girl appears on screen and starts asking the player questions.

Rupert: Is there a god? If you mean RA9, then yes.

Hank: -Sighs- Skip. Skip. Whatever. Skip.

Markus: Relationship with an android that looks like a human? I think I do that by default.

Kamski: Technology? A threat to mankind? -Smirks-

Kara: I'd bring my little Alice with me of course! Cause at least we'd starve together!

Josh: Um...I guess I am technology so..yes?

Connor: Um..I wouldn't think Hank would want to have an android surgeon. Would he?

Daniel: I feel like saying no to this one would be an insult to myself.

Gavin: Yea sure,I would like to see some flying cars.

Ralph: Ralph is technology! Ralph destroy humankind! -Smiles creepily-

Luther: Of course! Kara's great with kids.

North: Ha! It's funny, cause I'm a android.

Simon: Ugh! Questions! I love questions! Not! I wanna see me already!

-Connor's First Scene-

Connor walks out of elevator tossing his coin.

Connor: Hey look! It's me! Oh wait, I remember this.

Kamski: There's my blue boy, coming in with style.

North: Oh, it's the deviant hunter? I'm guessing he's here to kill another one of us.

Daniel: Oh here he comes, coming to end my life.

Connor examines the area.

Kara: -Is speaking to Allen- D**k.

Rupert: RA9 believes all life is important. -Saves fish-

Ralph: Ralph likes house. -Sees dead body- Ralph doesn't like house so much.

Gavin: Fuck the fish. -Doesn't save fish-

Simon: How come Connor gets Eagle Vision!? -Pouts-

An officer gets shot and killed.

Hank: -Is startled a bit- God damnit! What the hell was that!?

Markus: -Stares at body intensely- Ok..didn't know we were on a time limit.

Luther: So we're all clear that wasn't my fault?

Kamski: Oh.~ Let the bodies hit the floor.~

Connor heads outside and gets shot in the arm.

Luther -Stares blankly- Are you done yet?

Rupert: Ow!

Gavin: Ah! You f**ker!

North: -Has a "sh*t is about to go down" expression-

Daniel: Don't come any closer, or I'll jump!

Kara: Please no! She has so much to live for! But you can go without her, I'm fine with that.

Simon: Ok, take it easy! Let's just talk, like nice rational clones.

Connor: This hurts, this hurts to do this again.

Josh: Simon!? What the hell man?!

Daniel: Are you armed?

Markus: Um...no? -Has gun-

Josh: No, but mind if I save this man..-Gets shot- Ok that's a no then.

North: Yes! Want me to shoot kill her for you? Cause we can do that?

Kamski: Hmm...maybe.~ -Smirks-

Daniel: I can't stand that noise! Tell that helicopter to get outta here!

Hank: -Make helicopter leave- Go on! Get outta here!

Luther: Whatever you say, just stop this madness!

Connor: -Does exactly what he's did in the past-

Kara: Alright fine! Trigger happy assh*le.

Connor: Come with me Daniel, and I promise nothing will happen to you.

Daniel: You lying little f**ker!

Ralph: Crazy android has Ralph's trust! -Smiles innocently-

Markus: I'm so lying to this guy. Giggles a bit-

Connor: You're not going to die, we're just going to talk.

Gavin: Yea, lets talk and sh*t. -Just wants Daniel to die already-

Connor saves Emma, getting Daniel shot.

Rupert: -Flinches a bit- Well, at least he's with RA9 now.

Kara: Woo! Another job well done. Now who wants lunch? Drinks are on me.

Hank: Aw, f**king hell! -Actually feels kinda bad-

Simon: -Cringes- My face! My beautiful face!

Ralph: Crazy man's poor face!

Daniel Jumps with Emma and they both die.

Gavin: Aw, dammit! -Connor gets shot for having a gun- DOUBLE DAMMIT!

Kamski: ...Whelp I tried. -Shrugs-

North: No! Simon clone! DAMN YOU DEVIANT HUNTER!

Daniel: Ha! Suck it Connor! You no good backstabber! Let this day haunt you forever!

Connor  jumps with Daniel to save Emma.

Connor: -Sighs- It is done. I saved her again....but why do I empty inside?

Markus: -Gasp- No! I will jump first! -Jumps- Yes!

Luther: -Sighs in relief- She is save now. I guess the deviant hunter isn't all that bad.

Josh: Mission completion! Too bad we both died though.

Daniel: You lied to me Connor. -Dies-

Daniel: Ha! Let your sins haunt you forever! See! I can see it haunting you already!

Connor: I'm so sorry. -Tears up a bit-

Hank: Oh, so this what Connor's been telling me about. Poor kid had to go through this?

Ralph: My bretheren's poor face. -Feels a phantom pain in his face- (Cue MSG Phantom Pain music.)

-End of chapter-

Ok! Here's another DBH react! Figured you'd want some more. It's been a while hasn't it? So I hope this satisfies all your DBH needs. More coming soon lovlies.