DBH Memefics (And more)

Androids React: To Detroit Become Human (SHADES OF COLOR)

Markus's time to shine! Kind of...

Player wakes up in a store.

Daniel: -Inhales sharply- GET OUTTA HERE KID!

Josh: Oh! This reminds me of my old job. -Squints eyes- Is that bob?

Ralph: Oh? Is Ralph being sold? Please buy me.

North: Ugh, an android market. Makes me sick.

Todd comes up to buy the player.

Markus: Oh, Kara's deadbeat owner. This has gotta be lovely.

Gavin: Oh yea, sure he "broke it". Like I haven't heard that one before.

Kara: NO NO NO! -Rolls up sleeves and flips him off- F**K YOU! I'M NOT GOING BACK!

Simon: Oh, that's Kara's ex-husband isn't it? Ted was it?

Kara registers her name and the title credits show as they move through the city.

Luther: Oh. We're playing as Kara now. Didn't know she was a star.

Hank: She already looks like a deviant.

Rupert: Detroit is lovely. I've never seen it like this before.

Kamski: The beautiful state of Detroit. Poverty stricken and crime ridden, but still a nice place.

-Markus's First Scene-

Markus appears in a park.

Markus: Oh so we're playing as me now?! I wasn't ready! I'm not ready! No!

Simon: Mark! Wooo! Show me what you got!

Gavin: -Groans- This guy...

Josh: The champ is here!

They see the homeless.

Connor: The poverty in Detroit is rather alarming.

Luther: -Keeps walking into them- Can I offer a coin? Something?

North: Hey look! It's Linda from the bar! Hey Linda!

Markus: I'm...uh...sorry? -Laughs nervously-

They see the guy on the guitar.

Kamski: -Is jamming to the human music-

Ralph: Ralph like human music. Human music so peaceful.

Hank: I can sh*t better songs than that.

Daniel: -Horribly sings along-

Woman drops cup on the ground next to the janitor android.

North: B**ch.

Simon: What the? -Stares at woman- Well...look who's sh*t don't stink.

Rupert: No littering! Littering is forbidden! -Tries to pick up cup- NNNGHHH!

Luther: Really? You could'nt have put that in the trash. Literally 3 feet in front of you.

They meet the preacher.

Hank: F**king hypocrite.

Josh: This is a black thing isn't it?

Gavin: This guy can be my pastor.

Kara: -Puts hand on chest- Excuse me? Demon?

Hot dog vendor shoos them away.

Josh: -Sad music plays- I just wanted a hotdog bruh...

Kamski: -Shrugs- This isn't the first time I've been denied a weenier.

Connor: Well...um..your hotdogs are soggy anyway! Is that how you insult people?

North: Well your hotdogs are small anyways. Hmph!

Markus gets to the pain store.

Simon: Um..can I get uh...BONELESS PIZZA. Oh wait..this is a paint store.

Rupert: Paint..what if paint ruled the world? What if paint was a table? What if paint was bees?

Daniel: Lemme get a bit! -Tries to sniff the paint- YOU DON'T SEE POOR PEOPLE DOING THIS!

Hank: Ok, normal stuff. An android making an honest living. Fetching paint for his master.

Markus gets bullied by protesters.

Luther: Leave me be! Leave my brudda alone! 

Ralph: Help! Ralph is being manhandled!

Josh: Markus! Take it like a champ buddy! -Is kicked- You're doing good!

Connor: It would not be wise to...-Gets pushed down again- Ow...

Protester: Alright, we're gonna f**K your b**ch ass up.

Gavin: Yea let's f**k em up!

Kamski: Not the face! Oh god, not the face!

Simon: Is this how he first dies? Beaten by bums?

North: Ok, how about we NOT f**k this b**ch ass up and f**k yours up instead?

Officer: Alright, if you damage it, I'm gonna have to fine you.

Hank: -Stares sternly at the cop- I know this guy, this guy's an assh*le.

Daniel: Yea, android immunity b**ch! Touch and lose that welfare check! -Dances-

Kara: Get back b**ches! I'm like $1,000 up in here!

Markus: I wanted to slap that guy, but the officer got in the way of that. I was so pissed that day.

Markus gets on the back of the bus.

Ralph: THAT'S RACIST!

Rupert: Poor guy, it doesn't look like a very fun ride. -Pouts-

Josh: Another one rides the bus. And another one. And another one.

End chapter.

Woo! That may have not been as long as I'd hoped. But I'm gonna do another one soon. Enjoy for now lovelies.