Androids React!: Their Genderbends (Part 1)

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We're back with some more DBH stuff, for those who's still got Connor Bonnors out there!

Alice: ......

Hank: -Gets up and leaves- Nope, nope, nope...

Simon: I thought Daniel was the only one!

Connor: I don't understand, I was never informed of female model of myself.

Jerry: Oh how exciting!

Ralph: Female Ralph? Ralph is female!?

Kara: Good, we can kick ass together.

Kamski: I'd like to think I'm sexy either way.

Markus: -Is in deep thought about having a counterpart-

Gavin: As if I wasn't humiliated enough.

They each go into separate rooms; they see the genderbent versions of themselves.

Alice: .....

Alphonse: .....

Alice: Wait...who are you?

Hank and Hanna: Aw sh*t...

Simon: ...Daniel?

Samatha: You know Daniel!?

Connor: Greetings, I am Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife.

Connie: I am Connie, the android sent by Cyberlife.

Jerry: Hi! Welcome to hell!

Jenny: I feel welcomed!

Jerry: I'm glad you are!

Ralph: Hi! ...Ralph feel funny.

Raffaella: So do I!

Ralph and Raffaella: ......

Kara: Oh hi me!

Kasey: Oh hi mark! (-_- Really dude?)

Kara: Don't make me punch that good looking face out the window.

Kamski (Elijah): We are looking good!

Elanor: We are looking damn good!

Kamski: This is re-goddamn-diculous!

Markus: I gotta say...North would likey.

Macy: She already does.

Gavin: Got one question for you...how much do you drink?

Gabby: Like a hooker who's hit the jackpot.

Gavin: Good. -Guides Gabby out the room and to a bar-

-They do activities together.-

Hank and Hannah go to a carnival.

Kid: Free balloon if you have no soul!

Hank: -Takes one- I don't have one.

Hannah: -Takes one- Double for me.

Kara and Kalen rob a bank.

Kalen: Quick, throw me the bag!

Kara: -Throw random bystander-

Kalen: ....Kara..

Kara: I thought you said human.

Kalen: Why the f**k would I say human?

Markus and Macy clean the house.

Markus: -Sees a rat and jumps around nervously- OH SH*T! A RAT!

Macy: -Quickly grabs a bat- KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!

Markus: -Throws things at the rat, it jumps at him and he falls down-

Macy: -Finally smashes the rat- I think we're gonna need to throw the whole house away.

Simon and Samantha go shopping.

Samantha: -Is frantically searching through clothes- Oh my god! What should I wear?!

Simon: -Is playing hide and seek in the clothes-

Samantha: -Accidentally picks Simon- I'll just wear you then.

Simon: I know, I'm just that good lookin. -Smiles-

Samantha: No, because you're on sale.

Alice and Alex play Minecraft.

Alex: -Sings-Welcome to my mine! We can mine some diamonds!

Alice: -Smiles and sings- Will somebody kill me, please, I just wanna die!

Alex: -Sings- I just wanna mine!

Connor and Connie go to a strip club.

Connie: Remind me again why Hannah told us to come here?

Connor: Something about "fun education" for the both of us.

Connie: -Stares at a pair of strippers- Those two dancers seem a bit to...

Connor: Enthusiastic?

Gavin and Gabby gets drunk and has a twerking contest.

Gavin: -Claps- Aw yea! Shake it shake it! -Twerks everywhere-

Gabby: Woo! -Twerks on pole with her tongue out-

Gavin: I came in like a wrecking ball! -Swings on pole and falls onto Connor-

Connor: Greeting detective Gavin. Are you in need of assistance?

Gavin: You're gonna get f**ked tonight.

Connor: Gavin, please...there's a perfectly good woman right there.

Gabby: -Is twerking on Connie- Taken!

Connie: -Software instability increasing-

Kamski and Eleanor do something...not appropriate for TV.

Jerry and Jenny have a birthday party.

Jerry: -Jumps for joy as he blows out candles-

Jenny: Happy birthday!

Jerry: But have the same birthdays.

Jenny: That means more cake and presents for everyone!

Ralph and Raffaella attend the birthday party.

Ralph: Ralph and Raffaella get present? But it's not birthday.

Raffaella: -Opens present- Are these succulents?

Jenny and Jerry: Yep! -Kiss Ralph and Raffaella-

Ralph and Raffaella blush, and now they feel funny.

-Extras-

Traci: Who the hell are you?

Tracer: The guy who could cum for 12 seconds straight! Think you could top that?

Traci: Hmph. Bring it on!

Captain Allen and Alana circle each other.

Allen: Who the f**k are you?

Alana: Who the f**k are you?

Allen: -Clicks gun- I asked you first.

Alana: -Clicks gun- I asked you second.

THE END

That's all for now, vote for whoever one that twerking contest and say who was the best genderbend pair. Stay tuned for more lovelies.

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