Kara's time to shine! Kind of...
Kara and Todd pulls up to his house and go inside.
Gavin: -Looks around- So this is the trashy part of town, eh.
Kamski: Join Todd? -Looks Todd up and down- Well I've had worse.
Kara: -Hisses at Todd-
Simon: You mean to tell me you couldn't do all this by yourself? Humans can be lazy dude.
Alice appears.
North: Aw...she's so precious. DID THE BIG BAD HUMAN HURT YOU?
Connor: Oh, it's the android child. She seems sad.
Ralph: Yay! Ralph gets to be with little girl!
Luther: As sweet as ever.
They are told to clean the house, looking for things to clean.
Josh: -Listens to Todd on the phone- What who needs? YOU SELLING DRUGS!? Where mine at!?
Daniel: -Cleans dishes- Doddly doo. Cleaning up dishes. Doodly doo. For this fat assh*le.
Todd tells them to get him a beer.
Hank: -Mumbles- I'll give you a f**king beer...
Rupert: Ok. -Takes a long time on purpose-
They clean more stuff.
Markus: -Watches the hockey game and Todd yells at him- But it's the playoffs. -Pouts-
North: Oh hey! A Rumba! Wait...TODD ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH THIS H*E?!
Simon: -Sees Alice play with Rumba and get yelled at- Hey! You try finding fun as an only child!
Hank: -Watches Todd getting high inside- F**king druggie. And you call yourself a father?
They see go outside to do the laundry.
Ralph: Finally! Ralph's element! Gardens! -Looks around- Garden is trashy.
Kara: -Goes to talk to Alice- Alice honey! Come with me! We must run far from here!
Gavin: -Talks to Alice and she walks away- Is my parenting skills good or what?
Luther: -Stares at Alice sadly while sad music suddenly plays in the background-
They go inside with laundry and find red ice in the powdered soap.
Josh: Is this...what I think it is?
Kamski: Ah, he be smoking the good stuff.
Connor: Red ice detected in close proximity to a child. Shall I arrest him?
Rupert: Still no pigeons. -Frowns-
Todd sees them and threatens them, gripping their throat.
North: Hey chill out dude! I wasn't stealing your pot.
Kara: GET OFF ME THOT!
Ralph: AHH! HUMAN HURTS! HUMAN HURTS! RALPH SORRY!
Gavin: Hey! Let go you son of a b**ch!
Heads upstairs to clean the rooms.
Josh: -Cleans Todd's room- -Finds a pamphlet- What's this? Oh I get it...SUSPENSE.
Daniel: -Cleans Alice's room- Hm...I wonder how many bombs I can fit into that tent.
Markus: -Cleans bathroom- Ha! I'll have you know I've done sh**ttier jobs than this Kara.
Hank: -Watches TV in Todd's room because he's giving no f**ks at the moment-
They check on Alice and she gives them a key.
Kamski: A gift from the poof child. I am honored.
Luther: For me?
They open the box and finds pictures of Kara getting hurt.
North: -Gasp- Oh no...so this is what happened?
Connor: I see, so she was deviant because of the child.
Gavin: This is....ok I'll admit. Maybe he went a little overboard.
Simon: Oh good lord...
They go downstairs and Todd starts projecting himself to Alice.
Kara: You are a loser.
Rupert: -Watches worried-
Kamski: -Shakes his head- Mankind...always gotta blame someone else.
Todd picks up Alice and yells at her.
Hank: Hey! Don't blame your sh*t on her! You f**king maniac!
Josh: Please don't....don't hurt the girl.
Todd starts crying and hugging Alice.
Ralph: Ralph feel bad for crazy human and girl.
Luther: -Shakes head- You're such a broken man.
Simon: What the frick just happened?
Markus: You know...you remind me of Leo. Deadbeat. Lonely. And broken.
Chapter End
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