It's been a while, hasn't it. Well! For those who still have android fevers and Connor Bonners, here it is.
A slow day in Detroit. It was the weekend, so no one really did anything important besides shopping or paying taxes. For the most part, everyone was either out partying or sleeping their sad little lives away. Speaking of sad little lives, Markus, and Connor decides to spend their time tormenting Gavin in his own house. Poor guy couldn't even call for help, since Connor was the only other officer present. So he just lays there on the ground, shielding himself from the T-Posing menaces.
Markus: Haha! Your reign of terror has ended COP!
Gavin: B...but Connor is..!
Markus: I KNOW WHO CONNOR IS! Don't try to correct me!
Connor: -Has a idle smile on his face- I'm helping. I'm helpful.
Gavin: -Groans in distress- I'm doomed.
Suddenly the TV turns on and shows Kara waving and smiling into the camera.
Kara: Hi! Kara here for the sticky pad! Use it clean away all the p***sies and people who make your house dirty.
Ralph: -Appears in front of camera- SO CLEAN!
Kara: I guarantee it's fingers get in there deep!
Kamski: -Appears in background- Giggity.
Ralph: It also vibrates! -Is shaking from holding the sticky pad-
Kara: They vibrate to make the cleaner...er...I mean cleaning a faster job!
Blue Traci: -Is locked in a room, cleaning stuff with a sticky pad- It really worrrkkkss!
-Skip-
Kara: Hi Kara here for the Handy Pillow!
Ralph: Ralph likes handies!
Luther: -From behind camera- Sure you do.
Kara: Wanna sleep peacefully at night? Wanna kill your husband? Use Handy Pillow!
Chloe: I could never get rid of this asshole who kept wooing me.
Camera zooms out to show Kamski unconscious in an ally.
Chloe: So I used Handy Pillow to smother him to death. Handy Pillow really saved my life!
Blue Traci: I use Handy Pillow to beat some jerk off...I mean up! Thanks Handy Pillow!
-Skip-
Kara: Tired of baking those boring old cookies? Try my new Kara's Killer recipe book!
Ralph: -Is on the ground, unresponsive, with a chocolate cookie in his hand-
Kara: We have over 9000 recipes for you common housewives at home.
Luther: WHAT? NINE THOU- -He's knocked out by Blue Traci-
Blue Traci: Nope. We're not doing that.
Chloe: -Reads recipe- Hm...step 1, boil some water. Step two...skin the chicken.
Kamski: -Is tied up- HONEY!? LET ME GO THIS INSTANT!
Kara: Now, ladies. Back to our kitchens!
A disclaimer on work place incidents scroll by, as well as something about no refunds. Gavin stares at the screen for a few more minutes, until he has a revelation.
Gavin: -Gasp- I think I know how we could get money.
Markus: -Anime face- Nani?!
Gavin: What if we make a product of our own? You know, sell some sh*t.
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DBH Memefics (And more)
HumorI've been reading a lot of DBH fanfiction and watching a ton of youtube crap lately. And after all this, i've been inspired....to write memes. Just for my and your entertainment and lulz. Warning: May contain swearing and random shite Disclaimer: I...
