Mom: So... Did you turn in your last essay?
Me: Yeah... I did.
Mom: Why do you have an F in English then and why is you latest essay score a zero?
Me: *Thinks about essay that teacher told him was a rant because he can't come up with any opinions on anything school related or PG* I dunno
Mom: Huhhh... Also you have to vote. Here's your ballot that came in the mail. *gives it to me as I shied away from it* Oh and you should really bring up your Precalculus gra-
Me: I get it! Ok. Thanks! *walks downstairs*
Mom: *throws down another envelope on my head* Oh also, here's the paper to get your license again. Don't lose it.
Me: *murmuring under breath* Oh joy... Driving.
30 minutes later
Mom: Can you come back upstairs and tell me why you have a failing grade in another class now?
Me: *Texts mom no and stays downstairs*
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And that's just a normal day in the boring life of me...
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