Lucky Lucy is Where? (Naruto X Fairy Tail Fanfic)

Chapter 31

AN: okay so someone has recently pointed out that I have reached 100k views on this story so to celebrate I'm going to post two chapters this week! The next one should be finished in a couple days, but it also occurred to me that you guys don't really know much about me so I was thinking of posting an 'About Me' part. It's up to you guys what type you want, such as:
General bio (age, gender etc,) 50 facts about me or even just ask a question and I could answer them. Just to name a few but it's up to you guys, whichever one gets suggested the most I'll post that.

Anyway Onto the chapter:

Lucy was up high in the sky watching the events down below while waiting for her cue to make her appearance. Kakashi was looking around and assessing the Genins. 'Ninja must know how to conceal their presence and hide accordingly,' he thought to himself as he looked around, 'well they seem to understand that, they've hidden well. All except for, ' Kakashi's thoughts trailed off as he got interrupted by an obnoxious, knuckleheaded ninja,

"You and me right now, fair and square let's go," Naruto yelled out as he stood proudly on a rock and crossed his arms,

"Why does lucy hang around you again? You're kind of weird, " Kakashi said plainly and riled Naruto up even more,

"The only thing weird here is your haircut, " Naruto shouted in frustration and started running towards Kakashi but stopped when Kakashi started to look through his ninja pouch,

"Alright let me show you the first shinobi fighting style, taijutsu, " Kakashi said and Naruto began to look confused. Kakashi suddenly pulled out a book from his pouch and opened it up, Lucy had a tick mark on her forehead at the title of the book, "what? I thought you were going to attack," Kakashi said as he began to read his book and noticed that Naruto didn't move,

"B-but why are you reading?" Naruto asked confused,

"It won't make a difference to me in the slightest considering whom I'm up against, besides I've been wanting to find out how this one ends, " Kakashi aggravated Naruto and as Kakashi predicted Naruto got mad,

"I'm going to crush you, " Naruto yelled out as he attempted to hit Kakashi. Kakashi blocked him without looking up from his book and squatted down as Naruto turned around and tried to kick him in the head, landing on the ground and quickly pushing off again Naruto tries to punch him once more but he had to stop when he realised that he had only hit the air.

"You shouldn't let your enemy get behind you," Kakashi said and held his hands in the tiger sign. Squatting behind Naruto with a bored look on his face,

"Naruto move, or else you'll be killed, " Sakura suddenly yelled out from her hiding spot in the bushes,

"It's too late," Kakashi said gravely, "the leaf villages most secret, hidden jutsu, " Kakashi said and starting to move his hands, "one thousand years of death, " he yelled and poked Naruto right up his butt and used so much force that it pushed him off of the ground and sent him flying through the air. As Sakura blushed slightly and deadpanned, Sasuke grew irritated and Lucy was relieved that it wasn't an actual ninjutsu that Kakashi had used, Naruto's screams filled the air and he landed in the river that was beside the training grounds.

"Those two are idiots, " Sasuke whispered,

"How is that a secret technique?" Sakura groundout. As Lucy watched from above she saw that Kakashi was once again reading his perverted book while blushing and she sighed in exasperation. Two shurikens suddenly launched out of the river and without looking grabbed them as they got closer to him. Naruto made his appearance by crawling out of the river, as he was coughing up water Kakashi started mocking him again,