Sam ~ What Your Family Thinks of Him

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Mother: I really like him, he's really funny and charming as hell! My daughter has good taste in chocola- I mean men with amazing personalities. We're gonna pretend I never said that other thing, tee hee! 

Father: AY! SAM IS THE MAN! Every time he comes over, he lights up the whole atmosphere in this crazy ass house. 

Sister: Sam is cool as fuck! Wanna know what he did for me? He fixed my motorbike after some douchebag boys decided they were gonna steal it, destroy it then send it back to my house like it was funny. But y'all wanna know what else? He actually tracked down the boys who did this and threatened them by saying he's gonna get the Avengers on them and those dumb ass dudes actually peed in their pants scared as hell! It was funny as fuck! 

Thanks Sammy Sam! I wish he was my brother over my actual brother because fuck him that's why! HA!

Brother: Man, I wish Sam was my big brother. It'd be cool as fuck to have a older brother instead of 2 sisters, no offense (Y/N), I still love you and baby sis but Sam is the man!

Not only that, he's an Avenger too! How fuckin' cool is that?! I don't know how (Y/N) scooped him up (I'll never know, probably because of luck) but she sure did get herself a damn awesome dope ass dude!

Grandma: I usually got a lot to say and since my daughter is too much of a punk to say it I'm gonna say it! I got 3 words to say what I think about my grandbaby's man. One. Fine. Ass. Chocolate. Man. 

That might have been more than 3 words but guess what? This old ass granny doesn't give a shit! 

Seeing my grandbaby with an amazing young man like Sam makes me miss my husband, Wallace so much, not only that he reminds me so much of him too. God bless his sweet soul.

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