Confessions Anonymous 2

TOP 10 (601 - 700)

#AnonymousConfessions 604:
I am realllly Curious about Strawberries...Why are its seeds on the outside...??Is it a dispersal thing or nutritive thing or attractive thing or something else...???
p.s. I miss u...

#AnonymousConfessions 621:

I sometimes submit confessions without actually logging into wattpad...gotta take some precautions...

@LaughingMan how do u do it?I mean i read all the confessions some are light funny and witty..but some are dark and are about some serious shit...It needs to be handled carefully cuz real people are dealing with those shit..but what makes it even more harder is that they are anonymous so even if u want to approach them and help them u can't...

this thread is an aMaZiNg place and i think u r an amazing person who handles this AmAzinGLy! I think the old and new users of this thread are also amazing people..i mean your replies are real and they mean so much to the person confessing them!!

I'd like to thank InnateEcstasy the other laughingman12 , JosefinaFAAD RyotaFujikawa nd the chainedinshadow person.....and all other users....and the people confessing their hearts out..

LoL this sounds like a speech one gives after winning a grammy or something XD XD XD

p.s. I LoVe PotAtO ChiPs, pineapples,chocolate, icecream,pizza etc..I like food...and sleep..............

P.p.s the one who confesses isn't called the "confessor" but the one who listens to the confessions is called the "confessor"...sometimes it can be interchanged i guess...don't believe me GOOGLE IT!!!........English sure is weird....

P.p.p.s I know who lives in a pineapple under the sea. XD

~theDiaryPerson  

#AnonymousConfessions 622:
I just spent 4+ hours re reading this thread...I'm not kidding people!
~!@#

#AnonymousConfessions 624:
that Periods confession reminded me certain boys of my school used to keep track of my periods and laugh in groups when they know my date came.

it was so annoying that i cried sometimes

#AnonymousConfessions 625:
I help run a book club, I'm editing someone's book, writing a new chapter for my new book, rewriting chapters from my first book, reading my book club partner's chapters, tutoring my nephew who has undiagnosed ADHD, haven't gotten my period in about 5 months(I plan on going to another doctor, hoping to get good results), I'm trying to get a job cause I'm broke, I stubbed my Toe this morning and it's still bleeding a little, burned myself with my tea, woke with a migraine, I almost forgot I'm judging 15 chapters from four books in a contest and collaborating with a new writer I became friends with to start a new book. Yeah I'm not busy haha...what made you think that?

P.S. I still can't find my tarot cards...

— EddaLoki

#AnonymousConfessions 626:

I hate when people get told they're amazing writers when they really aren't. I understand encouragement but...no

#AnonymousConfessions 632:
@RobotAmbassador fortune

I ship u and @LaughingMan...🤣🤣.. ....what do u say?

~qwerty  

#AnonymousConfessions 633:
I went to see my math tutor today for the first time, and she was helping me with vector decomposition. For one of her illustrations, she told me to stand with my arms pointing straight out.
Then she said, "One of your friends is pulling you to the right this way, and one of your other friends is pulling you to the left. What direction do you go?"
"Nowhere," I said. Mainly due to the fact that my imaginary friends can't pull me anywhere, so...
-asdf

#AnonymousConfessions 657:

I sometimes wish i was a bear or a snake so that I could hibernate in the winters,...

#AnonymousConfessions 692:

So today we had a lockdown and fire drill and one of the procedures we do for the fire drill is to head to the evacuation area and wait there. So basically, my year group and two others were bunched onto the basketball court in our respective tutor groups, sitting in lines. So I was sitting near the back where two teachers were patrolling to make sure we didn't make a sound. It was boiling hot and my butt was getting real roasted and I was dying and then... I farted. Really loudly. Like it was super long, squeaky and super super loud. IT WAS A SUPER FART!!! I'm talking like the same level of loudness as an airhorn or a motorcycle XD Ok it was less then that, but because everyone was silent, it seemed super super loud XD And then I got pretty intense reactions from my peers... they kinda just shimmied away from me, there butts shuffling away so that they created this kinda circle and I was just the loner kid in the middle. Worst of all, the teachers heard and realised and they laughed! And when my tutor walked past to tell us off for our laughs, she choked on my fart gas! I NUKED THE BASKETBALL COURT HARDER THAN ANY ATOMIC BOMB!!! Literally. I rate my burps and farts... and that was a +10000/10 because man XD It was a blast! (bombed the pun too) XD But what's worse is that I farted so much throughout the whole day and was wondering what was wrong with me, then realised that I ate lots of beans the day before XD I know you don't want any details but let's just say the real reason we had a lockdown drill was to prepare for my bomb XD I was so embarrassed! You know that awkward laugh you do, yea that was me... but then I couldn't hold it in any longer (Excuse the pun) and just full on laughed XD Now I'm known as the 'bomb' XD It's actually so funny XD *snifff* oh gosh *snifff* I'm such a hopeless, unsolvable case XD Guys... note that next time you want to make a silent fart, don't force it or squeeze in anyway, just be natural... XD Oh gosh I feel like this will get censored but I mean it's family friendly content, right? XD Oh and try to guess what year I'm in! If you get it right, well... you win nothing! XD

~ Sir Nexus the Idiot III

ps. What do you call a fake noodle?

Answer: [spoiler]An impasta![/spoiler]

XD XD XD Goodbai, cruel world I ded XD